PML Superstars: Regression Storm 

Regression has officially taken PML by storm. Some can say they were prepared for the regression storm, however, most teams didn’t expect it to  hit them that hard. In this article we will take a look at the after numbers of regression and see which teams were hit the hardest and which teams came out unscathed. 

Bills: (7 to 5) – QB Josh Allen, WR Stefon Diggs, WR Cole Beasley, DT Ed Oliver, MLB Tremaine Edmunds, CB Tre’Davious White, FS Micah Hyde

Dolphins (8 to 3) – QB Tua Tagovailoa, HB Salvon AhmedWR Will Fuller, WR Jaylen Waddle, RT Mitchell Schwartz, ROLB Andrew Van Ginkel,  CB Xavien Howard, CB Byron Jones

Jets (7 to 4) – HB Michael Carter, WR Elijah Moore, LT Terron Armstead, LT Mekhi Becton, LE John Franklin-Myers, ROLB Blake Cashman, FS Marcus Maye, 

Patriots (3) – RT Trent Brown, CB Stephon Gilmore, FS Devin MCcourty, 

Bengals (4 to 3) – HB Joe Mixon, WR Ja’Marr Chase, FS Jessie Bates, SS Vonn Bell 

Browns (3) – HB Nick Chubb, WR Odell Beckham Jr, RE Myles Garrett 

Ravens (8 to 6) – Lamar Jackson, WR Marquise Brown, LT Ronnie Stanley, RE Calais Campbell, LOLB Odafe Oweh, MLB Patrick Queen, CB Marlon Humphrey, K Justin Tucker 

Steelers (6 to 5) – HB Najee Harris, WR Chase Claypool, RE Cameron Heyward, LOLB T.J Watt, MLB Devin Bush, FS Minkah Fitzpatrick 

Colts (6 to 4) – HB Jonathan Taylor, WR Michael Pittman, LG Quenton Nelson, LE Kwity Paye, DT DeForest Buckner, LOLB Darius Leonard 

Jaguars (5 to 3) – QB Trevor Lawrence, MLB Myles Jack, ROLB Josh Allen, CB Shaquill Griffin, K Josh Lambo 

Texans (2 to 1) – WR Christian Kirk, ROLB Zach Cunningham, 

Titans (2 to 1) – HB Derrick Henry, FS Kevin Byard

Broncos (4 to 1) – WR Tim Patrick, RE Shelby Harris, LOLB Von Miller, CB Patrick Surtain 

Chargers (5 to 4) – Austin Ekeler. WR Keenan Allen, WR Mike Williams, LOLB Joey Bosa, SS Derwin James

Chiefs (6) – QB Patrick Mahomes, WR Tyreek Hill, TE Travis Kelce, LE Chris Jones, CB L’Jarius Sneed, FS Tyrann Mathieu 

Raiders (5 to 3) – WR Darnell Moss, TE Darren Waller, LE Maxx Crosby, CB Casey Hayward, SS Johnathan Abram 

Cowboys (9 to 6) – QB Dak Prescott, HB Ezekiel Ellot, WR Amari Cooper, LT Tyron Smith, RT Zach Martin, LE DeMarcus Lawerence, DT Neville Gallimore, RE Randy Gregory, ROLB Micah Parsons, 

Eagles (8 to 4) – C Jason Kelce, RG Brandon Brooks, RT Lane Johnson, LE Brandon Graham, DT Fletcher Cox, RE Josh Sweat, CB Darius Slay, FS Anthony Harris

Football Team (7 to 6) – HB Antonio Gibson, WR Terry McLaurin, RG Brandon Scherff, DT Jonathan Allen, RE Chase Young, MLB Jamin Davis, CB William Jackson

Giants (6 to 3) – HB Saquon Barkley, WR Kenny Golladay, WR Darius Slayton, RE Leonard Williams, CB James Bradberry, CB Adoree Jackson

Bears (3 to 2) – QB Justin Fields, LE Akiem Hicks, LOLB Khalil Mack 

Lions (4 to 3) – TE TJ Hockenson, RT Penei Sewell, ROLB Montrel Meander, CB Jeff Okudah

Packers (9 to 8) – QB Aaron Rodgers, HB Aaron Jones, WR Davante Adams, WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling, LT David Bakhtiari, DT Kenny Clark, LOLB Za’Darius Smith, LOLB Rashan Gary, CB Jaire Alexander, 

Vikings (8 to 5) – HB Dalvin Cook, WR Adam Thielan, WR Justin Jefferson, LE Danielle Hunter, DT Michael Pierce, LOLB Anthony Barr, MLB Eric Kendricks, SS Harrison Smith

Buccaneers (9 to 8) – QB Tom Brady, WR Mike Evans, WR Chris Godwin, LG Ali Marpet, RT Tristian Wirfs, LOLB Shaqul Barrett, MLB Lavonte David, MLB Devin White, CB Carlton Davis 

Falcons (3 to 2) – WR Calvin Ridley, TE Kyle Pitt, DT Grady Jarrett

Panthers (3) – HB Christian Mccaffrey, WR DJ Moore, LE Brian Burns

Saints (8 to 3) – HB Alvin Kamara, WR Michael Thomas, WR Allen Robinson, RT Ryan Ramczyk, LE Cameron Jordan, DT David Onyemata, RE Marcus Davenport, MLB Demario Davis, 

49ers (4) – QB Trey Lance, TE George Kittle, RE Nick Bosa, MLB Fred Warner

Cardinals (8 to 6) – Kyler Murray, HB Nyheim Hines, WR DeAndre Hopkins, C Rodney Hudson, LE JJ Watt, LOLB Chandler Jones, ROLB Isaiah Simmons, SS Budda Baker 

Rams (6 to 2) – QB Matthew Stafford, WR Cooper Kupp, LT Andrew Whitworth, DT Aaron Donald, CB Jalen Ramsey, K Johnny Hekker

Seahawks (5) – QB Russell Wilson, WR Julio Jones, WR D.K Metcalf, MLB Bobby Wagner, SS Jamal Adams

No Losses: Patriots, Browns, Chiefs, Panthers, 49ers, Seahawks

1 Loss: Bengals, Steelers, Texans, Titans, Chargers, Football Team, Bears, Lions, Packers, Buccaneers, Falcons, 

2 Losses: Bills, Ravens, Colts, Jaguars, Raiders, Cardinals, 

3 Losses: Jets, Broncos, Cowboys, Giants, Vikings, 

4: Losses: Eagles, Rams 

5: Losses: Dolphins, Saints,

Highest Total: Packers, Buccaneers, with 8

Lowest Total: Titans, Texans with 1 

As you can see the randomness of this regression is highly misunderstood. It completely makes no sense why some teams have no superstars that regressed while other teams have up to 5. The Dolphins and the Saints were hit the hardest while the Buccaneers and Packers were the most fortunate teams in the end losing only one but still being at the top in total superstars. The Chiefs were the luckiest of the unchanged as they had 6 superstars to begin with as most of the unchanged only had 3 to start. This is it for regression and it will be interesting to see if any motions are brought up that involve changing the way this works.