What up folks. Yes, I am back with another d*** article. I am giving y’all talk shows a whole bunch of s*** to talk about so use it wisely. Anyways, me and Codes are going to break down who should go where next cycle. This list will be updated again later in the summer, but this is where we got y’all hoes going so pack y’all bags.
AFC NORTH
Codes:
Ant – Ravens
Goose – Browns
Mali- Steelers
Vet- Bengals
These are some of the best teams in the whole AFC, so if u give “good” players teams like this they’ll dominate. But if you give lower tier players teams like this they may be able to compete in the AFC.
Hypemike:
Ravens – Vet
Browns – Noble
Steelers – Z
Bengals – Burn
Vet gets a top team as he should. Noble will go from that shredded Seattle roster to a top team in the Browns. On paper, Z is the best user in this division which is why he got handed the worst team, the Steelers. This team is far from trash though defensively. Burn finally gets out of that h*** division into one that he can compete in peacefully.
AFC SOUTH
Codes:
Texans – Kmac
Jags – Hypemike
Colts – SPDOT
Titans – Dlloyd
The reason for this is Kmac needs to be put in poverty and the Texans are probably the worst team. Hypemike needs that as well, he’s obviously more skilled than the people in his division so this will really test him. Dlloyd likes divisions like this and he’s a titans fan. Spdot hates running the ball and is primary a passer so giving him a run heavy team to see how he performs outside of his scheme would really test him.
Hypemike:
Jags – Spdot/DK
Texans – Kmac
Titans – Greeny/JAC
Colts – KingMike
There are so many guys in and out of the league that I do not know who JT will have in for these teams, so I have in alternates of guys who have already moved in and out of PML this cycle. Dot get the Jags in a tough division now. He won the Super Bowl and will now be in something extremely competitive so he can show how good he really is. Kmac gets the worst team in the AFC, no need to explain why. Greeny gets a team that perfectly fits his running style and can interchange with JAC there. Depends on JT with that. Mike gets another good roster in the Indianapolis Colts that fits his play style too. If anything the guys here got teams that fit their play styles the most which is beneficial for them…
AFC WEST
Codes:
Chargers – JAC
Chiefs – KingKe
Broncos – Wumbo
Raiders – HD
This is the spicy division, imagine the end of season division games. I’d say u can even switch jac with burn. I think the best user in this division is probably jac so that’s why he’d get the chargers, madden 23 hasn’t dropped yet so I’m not sure how many abilities each team will have or the overall but I’m guessing the chargers would be 3rd or 4th in this division. HD gets the raiders cuz you’ve had the browns for so long man take the worst team in the division for once. Wumbo gets the Broncos cuz wumbo only cares about speed and Sutton,Judy, and the defense isn’t that fastest. Kingke gets the chiefs cuz I’d think he would be seen as the worst in here and I also wanna see him with patty and kelce it would be. 🔥
Hypemike:
Chargers – KingKe
Chiefs – Mali
Broncos – Wumbo
Raiders – HD
I really like this division right here. HD’s run with the Browns finally comes to an end. Mali has another top team and has a chance to win this division. KingKe has an upgrade from the young inexperienced Bengals team. Wumbo gets another great team too. All in all, every single team in this division is great. I think giving these teams to this set of users is the most beneficial for the league.
AFC EAST
Codes:
Jets – Arod
Bills – Kammy
Pats – Nef
Dolphins – Burn
Pretty easy to explain. Nef wants the pats. Arod wants the Jets. They had an argument in the chat the other day about whose better, so let’s see if. Burn is hard for me to judge so let’s see if he can making something shake with the phins and I’d love to see him smoke nef every season and let him know he’s a b**. And then kammy gets the best team in the division cuz #kammytrain baby
Hypemike:
Jets – CEO
Bills – Bacon
Pats – Mole
Dolphins – Que
Hey CEO, welcome to the mud my brother. As many seemed to discredit his success due to having a top roster that fits his play style, he will now be in a position to prove he is really a top 10 user. He will get the worst team in this division in the Jets. Bacon will get the Bills and be competitive. We already know what he can do with a top team. Mole is a wild card because he plays 1-2 seasons a year in PML. This team is not too overpowered and is on similar par with the Jets. It will be a downgrade from that great offensive line he got in Indianapolis as he should get a downgrade. Que will get a downgrade as well but maybe an upgrade…”madden” wise. He will now have the fastest team in Madden and can go toe to toe with CEO. A lot of people mention CEO in top 10’s without mentioning Que and I think he feels some type of way about that. This division would be a good one, trust me.
