The Top 5 Snitches in PML

Here we go fellas, the TOP 5 Snitches in PML TODAY! If you see one or two of these guys in chat during your game, TREAD CAREFULLY. If all of these men are in chat at the same time, the feds did a sweep. Here is the list champs.

5. Nef/Codes

Nef snitching tendencies have toned down a bit these last few seasons while Codes snitching tendencies are entering dangerous levels. These two young men will openly snitch in general chat. Codes embraces the fact that he is a snitch which I respect. Tread carefully if you play this man. Nef has a historic PML snitch resume that nearly is on Michael Jordan levels of greatness. This alone has placed him on the list.

4. Burn

I was not gonna put Burn on the list originally but his track record put him here. He’s known for once quitting a game because someone broke a rule in the rulebook. Some say this man has the rulebook memorized in his head. He is only on this list today because whenever someone does something wrong they tag him in chat. This is a quality of a PML snitch by the way. If they ever tag Burn in an argument or situation, that is one of the common qualities of PML snitches. They tag him in arguments like he is a fed….well he is a member of the PML feds. 

3. HD

You all knew he would be on this list. The one thing I can say is HD embraces the fact that he is a snitch, so pointing this out ain’t really gonna do anything but just make y’all aware. If HD is watching your game, TREAD CAREFULLY. HD’s snitching rates have gone up to 80% ever since kmac joined the league. Be careful champs. 

2. Cook

I hate to do this because this man brought me into the league, but yes Cook. You are a PML snitch. It seems that most of his snitching is unintentional but if you think about it, it is intentional fellas. Cook playing dumb most of the time in general chat is his passive way of snitching. He may be one of the most liked guys in the league but yes he is a very effective PML snitch. He is nearly in the upper 90% of efficiency when it comes to snitching because he does it in such an unharmful, nice manner.

1. Greeny

The leader of the PML snitches cult, I present Greeny. There is not a day you cannot catch him in chat passively snitching on someone. As a matter of fact with Bubba in his division Greeny’s snitching has reached legendary levels. Almost Hall of Fame worthy. Pairing Bubba with Josh Allen then having Greeny in the division is a dream for the feds. D*** near anything Bubba does in a game finna be used against him in court. Greeny’s snitching antics are not just limited to Bubba, but he snitches on majority of PML. The man nearly points out everything in general chat like he’s getting paid for it.