Every teams Ballers & Players on All Points Bulletins (APB)


Every team has a player that’s been balling and a player that we need to put a APB out for . WE ARE GONNA CALL THOSE PLAYERS OUT TODAY
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AFC North

Ravens

Baller JK Dobbins

Jk has been on an absolute tear this year with 2 games rushing for over 200 yards . He has benefited a bunch from read options with Weapon X ( Lamar Jackson ) but still his ability to break tackles and speed to take it to the house is the reason he has amassed over 700 yards in just 5 games played

APB – mark andrews 

It’s no secret the Ravens weakness is At Wide Receivers so ima bit puzzled as to why mark only has 250 yards receiving through 6 games . Normally there wouldn’t be an APB out for those kinds of numbers but mark is held to a higher standard . He has to step up if the ravens have any chance to make a playoff push . 

Bengals

Baller- Joe mixon

I mean what hasn’t Joe mixon done for coach cammy ?  Over 1,000 all purpose yards through 6 games ?? That’s amazing Joe is doing it all and a big reason the bengals have started the season 6-0 

APB -Tee Higgins

I get the bengals are a running team but why in the h*** does tee only have 9 catches for 123 yards ? He is 6 foot 4 and playing in a madden where aggressive catch is turnt up ? I mean i can’t say much because cammy is 6-0 but what is the point of having a Gwagon if you not gone drive it ? 

Browns

Baller-nick Chubb

Nick is doing what Nick does , being a beast . he has ran for over 500 yards and is averaging over 5 yards of Carry

APB-deshaun Watson 

This man has 28 interceptions through six games he is on pace to throw over 80 picks .

This is not why you trade three first rounders my goodness.

Steelers 

Baller-Najee Harris

Najee Harris has over 400 yards rushing on 4.5 yards per carry and is clearly spearheading the Steelers offensive attack.

Dec 9, 2021; Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA; Pittsburgh Steelers running back Najee Harris (22) in action against the Minnesota Vikings at U.S. Bank Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jeffrey Becker-USA TODAY Sports

APB- theQBs

It doesn’t matter if it’s Mitch or Kenny neither one of them can stop turning the ball over Kenny has 21 picks, Mitch has five and they’ve only combined for 10 touchdowns. It’s clear coach a-rod will be shooting for a quarterback in the draft.

AFC South

Texans

Baller-Davis mills

Money mills has thrown for over 1300 yards with 11 touchdowns, and only six interceptions with a quarterback rating of 121. It’s clear the Texans have found the quarterback of the future.

APB-jalen pitre 

Jalen was the second round pick and was sold as the next honey badger but he only has one interception and one tackle for a loss on the season. If the Texans want to really compete, they need Jalen to take the next step.

Jags

Baller-travis ETN

Travis has 500 yards rushing and over 5 yards of carry. He also has 150 yards receiving he is making a case for one of the best dual backs in PML.

APB-Josh Allen

Josh only has 1.5 sacks this year and that sucks because he is clearly their best player on the defense. It’s no wonder coach hype hasn’t been hype about this season

Titans

Baller-Vincent smith 

It’s easy to give it to Derrick Henry because he has over 700 yards rushing but I’m a go Vincent Smith he has 400 yards receiving and six touchdowns and only three games played. I don’t even know who he is but Bubba sure as h*** does.

APB-Ryan Tannehill

Ryan hasn’t seen the field all season and his asked to be traded . Are there any suitors for Ryan? I don’t think so and he has already said he not trying to mentor Malik. Maybe bubba should just cut him.

Colts

Baller-ashton Dulin

This is another one where is easy to give it to Jonathan Taylor having over 600 yards rushing  but I’m a go Ashton Dublin because Ashton has over 400 yards receiving and I don’t even know who he is .

APB-Isaiah Rodgers

No interceptions on the year it’s time to get involved. maybe put himself on offense F it 😈

AFC East

Jets 

Baller-Ashton Davis

Ashtyn Davis has 10 interceptions in six games you heard that right 10 interceptions!  why isn’t this being talked about ?? Ashton Davis is on his way to not only break an interception record for being defensive player of the year that’s crazy

APB-Corey Davis

Being the only vet, I thought Cory would at least get a few targets a game but I’m wrong he only has four catchers for 26 yards and is buried on the bench

Dolphins

Baller-waddle & hill

It was only a matter of time before these guys start a killin and now collectively they have over 900 yards receiving and 10 touchdowns it’s spooky hours for opposing defenses in Miami

APB-qbs

Tua & Teddy have been struggling and I think it’s clear coach Q will be moving on from both after this season

Patriots 

Baller-Christian Barmore

Christian has 4.5 sacks playing defensive tackle that’s amazing. He also has eight tackles for loss can I trade for him ?

New England Patriots defensive end Christian Barmore (90) reacts after defeating the Cleveland Browns in an NFL football game, Sunday, Nov. 14, 2021, in Foxborough, Mass. (AP Photo/Greg M. Cooper)

APB-Damien Harris

I thought it was clear that Damian was running back one but I was wrong pier strong has taken over that spot averaging 6 yards of Carry

Bills

Baller-Stefon Diggs

Stefon has 540 yards receiving on the season and five touchdowns with a 71 yard long. He is averaging over 19 yards a catch. Who is going to be able to stop Stefon?? 

APB-James cook

We all honestly thought being the brother of dalvin cook would mean a lot of burn but obviously that’s not the case. James has one catch and one rush on the season. Looks like a wasted second round pick to me.

Sep 8, 2022; Inglewood, California, USA; Buffalo Bills running back James Cook (28) runs the ball in the second quarter against the Los Angeles Rams at SoFi Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

AFC west 

Broncos

baller-javonte Williams & Melvin gordon

Javonte has almost 600 yards Rushing  through six games average in 95 yards a game and over 5 yards of carry . Meanwhile, Melvin has almost 400 yards rushing and averaging over 7 yards a Carry. It is no secret coach Deebo wants to run the ball and he has the perfect backs to do it.

APB- Russ cooking 

I thought Russ got traded because he want to cook? But it looks like the only thing Russ knows how to make is Ramen noodles. he has seven touchdowns and 11 interceptions on the year and he’s being carried by the running game.

Chargers

baller-Donald Parham

Donald has over 400 yards receiving four touchdowns and is an aggressive catch nightmare for opposing defenses that is only gonna get better and more consistent

APB- Austin Ekeler

Austin only has 150 yards rushing and has clearly lost his job to Isaiah spiller. It’s sucks because I think Austin has a lot left in the tank and is coach HD is trying to get rid of great assets to have an excuse for losing with the best team.

Chiefs

baller-Isaiah Pacheco

Isaiah has over 500 yards rushing and eight touchdowns not bad at all. The Chiefs have found their weapon to replace Tyreek Hill.



APB- Clyde Edwards-Helaire

Clyde has not had a carry all season. They spent the first round on him two years ago and have already given up on him for Isaiah Pacheco.

Raiders 

baller-josh Jacobs

Josh has almost 700 yards rushing and he’s averaging 135 yards a game. He is a force to be reckoned with.

APB- Davante Adams

As much as they traded for Devante i think they expect him to have more than 250 yards receiving . they are going to need him to pick that up if they have any chance of competing

NFC north

Packers

baller-Allen Lazard

Allen has over 430 yards receiving that’s amazing for somebody so slow but I’m sure he is agg catching like crazy . Will the coach spend some point on him is the question.

APB- Jaire Alexander

Jyaire only has one int all season. I know they aren’t throwing the ball to him as much, but still one interception for one of the best corners in the game?

Lions

baller-D’Andre Swift

Deandre has over 800 total yards this season and 9 touchdowns. he is the focal point of the Lions office and I don’t see that changing

APB- DJ Chark

They had to believe when they got Dj he would make a bigger impact then six catches for 134 yards . I don’t know what’s going on maybe the emergence of Amon Ra Saint Brown. It’s only gonna get worse once Jameson comes back

Vikings 

baller-Dalvin Cook

Dalvin has 800 yards rushing in six touchdowns through six games. No surprise CEO is giving his horse the rock 

APB- Adam Thielen

Adam only has 200 yards receiving. you would think with so much coverage rolling to Justin Jefferson Adam would get off more but that’s not the case. Instead jaelan raeger has emerged as jettas robin.

Bears 

baller- Cole Kmet 

Cole has over 500 yards receiving  and is averaging 17 yards a catch . Not bad at all . He looks like him and Justin fields have created a rapport that will last all cycle . Kmet is showing that you don’t have to be fast to get a lot of chunk plays… just be 6’6

APB- the whole defense line 

The bears do not have one player with over 1.5 sacks this season and that’s pitiful . How can you win games without any pressure ? Looks like Coach Sp is gonna have to start sending people but that will leave his backend vulnerable where he has no speed . Sheesh good luck coach !

NFC south

Bucs

baller-Tom Brady

Tom may never retire and now that he has coach codes and he reportedly ‘feels like a kid again’ with over 1600 yards passing and  16 touchdowns only seven interceptions through six games. the goat may also be immortal

APB- Julio Jones

1600 yards passing from Tom brady and not one yard went to Julio ? D*** Julio did you at least pinch the b**** ? Julio doesn’t have a catch neither does Russell, Gage, Jaelon Darden or brassard perriman . it’s the Chris Godwin, and Mike Evans show down in Tampa

Panthers 

baller-Brian Burns

Brian only has two sacks on the year but he has an amazing 11 tackles for loss that means it’s been virtually impossible to run to his side.

APB- Baker Mayfield

We thought after trading for Baker he would be the starting quarterback, but he has not seen the field . Neither has Matt corral or Sam Darnold, old man Cam Newton, yes you heard that right Cam newton is QB1 Coach Jt clearly has a crush

Falcons

baller-Richie Grant

Richie has five interceptions on the season. Atlanta is in a rebuild but they clearly have their free safety for the cycle

APB- Desmond Ridders talent

Desmond has one touchdown and 18 interceptions ATL thought they had the quarterback of the future but I don’t think that’s the case he might be damaged goods and back up by year 2

Saints

baller-Chris Olave

Chris has over 350 yards receiving, leading the team and only on 23 catches. he’s averaging over 15 yards a catch and has a 63 yard long

APB- honey badger

Honey badger came home and hasn’t done anything. He doesn’t have one sack . He doesn’t have an interception. All he has is two measly tackles for a loss.

NFC East

Cowboys

baller-Micah Parsons

Mika has 6.5 sacks on the year and an interception. He also has 10 tackles for loss. He is on his way to another monster season.

APB- DeMarcus Lawrence

Demarcus only has 1.5 sacks on the year. you would think he would get off more with Michael Parsons on the other side but that has not been the case . Probaly why Dallas is 1-5

Eagles 

baller-Devonta Smith

Devante has over 400 yards receiving and three touchdowns and has proved to be Jalen hurts number one target. 

APB- AJ Brown

They traded a first round for AJ and through six games, AJ only has over 200 yards receiving and two touchdowns, not the production they were looking for

Giants 

baller-Kadarius Toney

Kadarius has over 500 yards receiving four touchdowns and has proven to be the number one threat in a madden that is all about aggressive catches from Tall receivers

APB- Leonard Williams

Leonard has only 1.5 sacks on the year and for a player as good as him that’s just not gonna cut it especially with the rook on the other side having over 7.5 Sacks 

Commanders 

Baller-terry mclaurin

Terry having a great year

APB-jahan dotson
not the production you expect from a first rounder

NFC west

Cardinals 

Baller-Budda baker

Buddha has six sacks from his safety position and 9 tackles for a loss. I don’t know how that little man is such a great Blitzer but clearly Dlloyd does.

APB- the WR core 

Receiver is supposed to be the cardinals strength, but not one receiver has over 300 yards receiving that’s crazy

Rams

baller-Cam Akers

Cam is quietly putting together one of the best seasons for a Rams Running backs since Marshall Faulk with over 1000 all purpose yards.

APB- Cooper, Kupp and Allen Robinson

Both have been injured but it’s crazy to think that collectively through six games they only have a shade under 300 yards receiving

Seahawks

baller-Tariq woolen

Tariq woolen has five interceptions and 2 tackles for a loss is he has proven that he plays way better than his low overall and will be a premier corner very very soon

APB- blitz boy

Jamal Adams nickname is blitz Boy he doesn’t have any sacks  lol Clearly coach Z has him playing over the top . He doesn’t have many tackles for a loss either . Jamal may not like the new named Zeattle much .

Niners 

baller-Elijah Mitchell

Elijah has over 400 yards rushing and six touchdowns through six games. He is the 49ers offense and is taking over the number one threat spot from Deebo and George

Jan 30, 2022; Inglewood, California, USA; San Francisco 49ers running back Elijah Mitchell (25) runs the ball against the Los Angeles Rams in the fourth quarter during the NFC Championship Game at SoFi Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

APB- Deebo, Samuel

Deebo got that money and laid it down. He doesn’t have 200 yards receiving and he hasn’t carried the ball all year that’s crazy. There is a whole package named after him and he doesn’t have one rush ?? Trade coming soon!