BREAKING NEWS: The rumour mill is hot as Twitter DMs have just leaked stating that the Head Coach of the Philadelphia Eagles, also known as Coach Wumbo (but it really should be Lumbo), is reportedly selling sexually suggestive pictures of his toes.
This rumour is technically not proven yet, but Commissioner Joger Todell has announced the NFL will be launching a full scale investigation and Coach Wumbo may be removed from his position and banned from the league for technically being a prostitute. I respect s** workers but as a job, Wumbo was making NFL money and still selling those feet pics. Anyway, Wumbo himself has yet to comment on these allegations but a comment is expected minutes if not seconds after he reads this.
All we have to hope is that he’s innoc— NOPE, we hope he’s guilty cause like who still wants him here butchering the eagles and Jalen Hurts like that. As a reporter, I’m supposed to be impartial but this man is too d*** unlikable. A member from the coaching carousel could replace him down the line and there’s no doubt the team will be run better with a higher level of competition.
The Eagles have a very well built roster from the beginning, a breaking out young Quarterback, serviceable Halfbacks and Tight Ends, and multiple stud and speed Wide Receivers along with a top tier elite Offensive Line. The defense is also an impressive Unit with lockdown corners and a strong defensive line. This team is best using play action bootlegs, designed Quarterback runs, and getting their playmakers the ball in any way possible. They have Super Bowl winner as a ceiling and still at least 8-9 as a floor. We hope to see the Eagles find their Head Coach of the future and replace Lumbo, the foot pic salesman.
