NFC south rap identities revealed

The respective disciplines of rapping and DJing continued to evolve, leading to the mid-’80s era known as the golden age of hip-hop, in which artists like Run DMC and Rakim pushed the boundaries of the art form and helped to make rap into the ubiquitous mainstream entity that it is today.

NFC SOUTH

KING MIKE COMPARISONS 

* Buccs, Codes – Slim Jesus

Y’all remember when Chicago Drill music was really on top? Well there was a cat who hopped on the sound and made a name for himself. Many people doubted and question his true identity. Slim Jesus didn’t care. He jus continued to make his music and p*** off any of his detractors. Slim even went on Vlad TV and said he wasn’t bout that life. He was jus capitalizing on the sound and getting his. I ain’t mad at it. 

* Falcons, Greeny – Pusha T

New York, New York – June 13, 2022: Rapper Pusha T poses for a portrait at the Def Jam Records office in New York City on June 13, 2022. CREDIT: Mary Inhea Kang for The Washington Post

When you turn on a Pusha T track you know exactly what you gonna get. When Greeny loads up you know exactly the play style you are gonna get. In my opinion that is a strength. If you like that coke talk or if you enjoy the rough and tough run game you know where to go. 

* Panthers, JT – Russell Simmons

An OG who built all of this from the ground up. Russell Simmons created Def Jam and helped build it into one of the most influential music labels ever created. JT has done the same with PML. This league is quite literally the best in the world. How many things are you associated with that can literally claim such a lofty title?

* Saints, Burn – Ja Rule

When something goes bad in PML some of us wonder “what does Burn think about this?”. 

“… omg this is so terrible… will somebody PLEASE find Ja Rule so I can make some since of this!” – Dave Chapelle. If you dont know this joke do yourself a favor and Google it.

Z COMPARISONS 

* Bucs, Codes – Codes: Lil Pump

his super bowl was his version of Gucci Gang. We’re waiting to see what comes next

* Falcons, Greeny – Playboi Carti

Much like Carti in early 2017, Greeny had a Magnolia of his own, destroying the league with Johnathan Taylor. However, since then, we’ve seen Greeny stick with much of the same formula that Carti has: great running game (Carti’s excellent and wavy production) but not much else (Carti’s lack of any lyrical prowess) and hasn’t done much to change that formula either.

* Panthers, JT – DJ Khaled

What more can be said about Big Cammish. Much like Khaled, he is an expert at bringing talent together and creating exactly what needs to be made, which results in a hit (much like the team selection this year) 

* Saints, Burn – Rich Homie Quan

Much like Rich Homie and his early mixtape run (Burn went to a super bowl and looked like a threat with the Colts), Burn had his time where you thought he might be a force for a long time (Rich Gang w/Thug and Quan set the world on fire). However, that time has come and gone and today Burn just quietly puts out okay work. Sometimes it exceeds expectations, sometimes it doesn’t. He’s a likeable guy though

Drama comparison

* Buccs, Codes – Vanilli (Millie Vanilli)

Not the original, but what exactly is he a copy of? All I know is all his s*** is second hand, watered-down, carbon copied and just reeks of cultural appropriation.  I can’t get jiggy with this s***

* Falcons, Greeny – Method Man 

He came to bring the pain, hard-core from the brain. He’s got a love Jones, for spamming to his best player, rolling out the pocket legally, or illegally, and his usage rate will always be high, high, high. 

* Panthers, JT – Rick Ruben 

The man, the myth, the legend. Not sure exactly what roles he plays in the creative process, but he’s definitely the man behind all the scenes in PML. If it’s great,  if it does numbers, if it gets the people going but nobody knows what it means, you can bet your bottom $10 due the first of every month that he is behind it.

* Saints, Burn – Mike Shinoda 

(Linkin Park): Hot bars with a melodic guitar riff, and some melancholy drums. If you watch intently you’ll see there’s a method behind his madness. It may look like a bunch of random playcalls thrown together but in actuality this is a top notch game planner throwing together a masterpiece.

Kingkeraun comparison

* Buccs, Codes – Ice spice 

Everyday he is in the group like “ you thought i was feeling you ?? “ drake unfollowed her cause that Koochie stank and I’m sure her s*** smell just like that gaming chair after bro gets up from playing madden 🤢

* Falcons, Greeny – Lloyd banks 

Greeny gone keep a few hits in his arsenal then take a hiatus in competing . word has it is every morning he picks between a Beamer Benz and Bentley. 

Greeny 

* Panthers, JT –  Puff Daddy 

The inventor of the remix like JT is the inventor of the emersion system. It’s all about the Benjamins when it comes to JT in his Patreon, like Puff Daddy JT can’t spit worth a d***, but his contributions will last forever.

* Saints, Burn – Soulja Boy

Hopped up out the bed !!! turn my swag on !!!! take a look at the mirror say what’s up !! yea burnneyyyyy ohhhh