Dear Journal,
… f*ckin bullsh*t airport … 4 hour ride to this dumb*ss “mystic tree” in the Amazon to drink some herbal meth tea is starting to get old man… bruh I dont even know why i came back! I shoulda jus stayed in Wisconsi… wooo… let me calm down. What would Gary say if he saw me like this? I’m glad i got this journal though cuz man there is a lot of s*** I’m p***** about to the point I’m feeling like 2005 Draft night…
It’s so funny, the moment things start looking decent while I’m on my journey is the moment my imbecile teammates, coaching staff, and overall organization begin to operate like everything is all good out there. NO MFER you got a rookie QB, with 2 2nd year WRs, and a coach who thinks he can half a** a short week by not going through the routine of submitting a scouting report along with training.
Yup, you read correct. My idiot coach skipped into virtual Lambeu Field and forgot to do his training. He only noticed when he saw HIS BEST WIDE RECEIVER was injured and not out there to return the first kick off of the game. He then went and checked the depth chart and noticed it was all out of order… WELL DUH Coach maybe you would have noticed if you did your training like you are supposed to!
Ok cool… whatever. Sometimes our depth chart gets rearranged by its self when we print it for whatever reason… who knows. Turns out coach still didn’t realize that when he wasn’t in the facilities that the guys thought they were supposed to go FULL PADS ON A SHORT WEEK in training. So that’s why the whole team was dead to start the game. I never liked the color yellow. I barely deal with it now because its been on my jersey for the last 15 years. But when you see yellow on the on your play all screen that means ALL YOUR GUYS ARE TIRED COACH. And we all know the reason…
It’s so sad to know that my guy Kenny Clark tore up his MCL because of such malpractice by our coaching staff. This is a blunder I dont know if I could ever forgive. I have asked my agent to really look into getting me out of here sooner than later. Very disappointed in the approach to this weeks match up. It reeks of lack of discipline and bad character traits.
Coaching is more than loading up and playing in this league. It’s about preparation. The fact that this was not taken care of before a huge game against a top coach is a real problem. We dont do excuses and this is by far one of the biggest brain lapses i have seen in some time. Very disappointed in how this was looking.
So yes, I did hop on a the bullet jet that only the Illuminati have access to. And yes i did check myself into the game at the end of the 4th quarter. Yes I did show my arm is beyond elite and easily moved the ball into scoring range with no problems at all. And finally yes i did throw a Hail Mary pick for the h*** of it cuz i wanted to test my slot WR speed.
I am Aaron Rodgers and I can do what I want because I AM THAT GUY. What coach needs to learn is he is NOT like that and get back to the routine before he gets slapped again by the next opponent.
I dont know man… the fans deserve better than a 3-1-1 record through 5 games. Maybe I will come back. I know this much though. This is probably my final entry. Im telling my agent either ship me out to a new team this week or contact Shaman Gary’s agency and let them know this retreat is over.
Im gonna be wearing Green on my next jersey. I just dont know if it will be in Wisconsin or New York.
Won’t be a next time,
Aaron Rodgers
