As we approach Christmas and the holidays, this is what the imaginary AFC East fanbases in the PML alternate universe are wishing for at this point in the season.
Bills: A heart transplant. The Bills are a very good team and are on a 5 game win streak after their week 1 loss. However they’ve had 4 one score games which are not as common in PML. The fans in Buffalo just want more games without the risk of a heart attack.
Dolphins: Aaron Rodgers or Tom Brady. Two veteran X-Factor quarterbacks who have been in rumoured trade talks would instantly solve this team’s only real need. No more overthrowing the fastest man in the league. Miami won’t commit to a quarterback so why not go and get one?
Jets: Consistency. Blowout wins, blowout losses, and some of them to the same team they previously beat. This fanbase just wants to know what’s going on instead of the constant extreme ups and downs. The Jets need to figure out what kind of team they are.
Patriots: A True WR1. The Patriots are full of uncertainty at most positions, but have made strides in a lot of them through trades, the draft, and free agency. However wide receiver has just been a carousel of low overall normal dev players that just have high speed. Maybe they shouldn’t have doubled down on cornerback in the draft last year.
