Bengals – Coach Cammy
Record for Madden 23 Cycle (Up to week 5 of season 2): 16-6
Postseason Record: 2-1
About Cammy: Coach Cammy had a task of proving himself to the world after back to back to back disappointing cycles. However, it takes more than 20 + losing seasons and 5 concussions to stop coach Cammy. This cycle he finally pulled himself out of a hole that was deeper then the indent on his dome, and in the process took his team into a deep playoff run. When we asked Cammy about his coaching style he compared it to a mullet. All business on the field, and all party off the field.
Browns – Coach Vet
Record for Madden 23 Cycle (Up to week 5 of season 2): 5-17
Postseason Record: 2-1
About Vet: Coach Vet is exactly what the Browns organization was looking for. At worst they would be equally as bad as their previous 2 cycles, and regardless they would get an absolute dog of a coach. Someone who was cool, calm, and collected but deep down was willing to line up on the wrong side of the ball and take a mfer out if need be. We asked Vet’s players how he is able to keep so much confidence in the locker room even when they are currently 0-5, one player stated: “When you know what he is capable of, it’s easy to follow the coach.” I followed up by asking the player where he got the black eye and busted lip. He nervously replied, “I fell down the stairs.”
Ravens – Coach Kingke
Record for Madden 23 Cycle (Up to week 5 of season 2): 14-8
Postseason Record: 3-1
About KingKe: Kingke has surprised the PML in more ways than one. To start, he shocked everyone by taking a huge leap after struggling slightly in the previous cycle. A leap that included a run to the Superbowl, before he ultimately lost the big game. Beyond that, he hit many coaches with wide range of surprises that included anything from flirting to d*** print pictures in their DMs. Coach Kingke takes the aggressiveness to the field as well as we have all seen with his notorious 2 point conversion attempts and pedal to the floor play style.
Steelers – Arod
Record for Madden 23 Cycle (Up to week 5 of season 2): 6-16
Postseason Record: N/A
About Arod: Coach Arod is everything the Steelers could have wanted since they had one simple goal: Get top draft picks. And guess what? That’s coach Arod’s specialty! For many years Arod has been praised for his team building, and with good reason as he has consistently found top 3 talent in the drafts. I have no idea how someone could be so consistent with that. Don’t have a single guess. Actually, I lied…The man just has a special talent for finding talent. When we asked coach Arod’s team what they like most about having him as their coach they said they enjoyed the frequent cruise trips.
