Alright fellas, here we go man. It takes a lot of talent to be a dickrider, and these 5 men have gone through the trials and tribulations to be some of the best in PML. Some don’t even have their dickriding license! If you are on this list, do not take it serious because it is truly challenging to do what y’all do at a high level. If anything, you should look at it as an honor to be on this list of talented men. Now without further or due, here are the best meatriders in PML. I have no problems with anyone on this list btw.
#5 HD
I personally do not think HD is a dickrider but he has been called this way too many times in chat for me to not put him here. So this is more of the people affecting this decision than me. I don’t have much to speak on this, but I believe when him and Burn got into it in chat Burn called him this and it made me laugh uncontrollably. If Burn saying that I have to put you on here.
#4 Spdot
There are dickriding allegations against Dot throughout PML. He is allegedly being a “munch” in the DM’s of members of PML, including me. Your freaky a** has earned a spot on this list. The amount of times he has been aroused in chat has earned him a spot along some of the greats in PML dickriding.
#3 Fallen
Hear me out Fallen, I have nothing against you and like you in the league. This is a troll article. I got to get this out the way because he is a commish. But anyways, Fallen has earned a spot on this list for his dickriding skills of the PML rulebook. I have never seen someone blow out a divisional opponent AND get their best player suspended by clipping times they went for it on fourth down. Fallen is known for knowing the rulebook and his dickriding skills of this are at an elite level, nearly LeBron level type stuff. Please don’t kill me Fallen I love you.
#2 Drama
You guys may be like Drama? Why he on here? Well dammit he is the only person on this list for dickriding themself. It is truly something special to behold. Last season, this man was nowhere to be found but now with the Texans having like 8 wins he talking about himself like he is Thanos or some s***. He may be the best self-dickrider I have seen in PML history. There’s a difference between confidence, cockiness, and flat out dickriding yourself. Welcome to the list Drama. You playing good football though mf.
#1 Codes
Yes, Codes you fell for the bait in general chat yesterday and you are now one on this list. It takes a lot to accomplish what he has done. I respect Codes being a ride or die for his podcast comrades, but there are levels to defending and dickriding in society. DK can literally murder someone and he would still defend him in PML. The amount of times Codes has defended DK even when half of PML jumped in a few weeks ago has earned him the top spot. Dickriding is something hard to do and Codes has proved time and time again he cannot be stopped!
