Y’all know the drill, we back!
5. Codes
Codes is a really good drafter and GM. I do not know why folks keep sending him picks thinking it is gonna be an even deal. The man shipped out Devin White and got replacements ready. He has moved key pieces for great younger ones in return. Congratultions Codes, this is your debut on the finessers list.
4. Uncle Mike
Y’all let this guy get another lockdown corner on his team. Mike is mainly here for the reputation though. You cannot step into his office with a 50/50 deal, the s*** gotta be 80/20 in his favor. I look at him like a record label, he gone try to get yo a** in a 360 deal regardless. Beware when trading with this man. He somehow gets his way every single time.
3. Fallen
Year after year we let Fallen trade for XF QB’s. The man now has gotten Patrick Mahomes under his belt. He has to go down as one of the best finessers in PML History. His recent robbery could earn him a spot in the finessing Hall of Fame. It is amazing how he does this s***.
2. Trade Committee
You guys may be like how the h*** is the TC on this list. Well they are actively being accused of COLLUDING against the main man Dramaman. One of the funniest accusations in PML history. Apparently, he has been trying his hardest to get Kyler Murray while a whole bunch of W** trades have went on. We have seen Tlaw traded, Patrick Mahomes traded, and f****** Devin White shipped out while they have been waiting for approval. If there is a collusion against Drama, this is one of the biggest finesse jobs in PML history, instead of getting a player he is getting finessed out of getting a good QB. This is top tier comedy.
1. Cook
For the THIRD straight time Cook headlines my PML finessers list. Talk about the opposite of collusion, this man just won the Super Bowl and got Derwin James right after. What the h*** are we doing? Does the league just want Cook to get the first ever 99 OVR team in PML History? This is like the Warriors when they added KD. Holy s***. The trade may have not been that bad cause they sent a haul but my goodness.
