We caught up with Giants Coach Bonez in his hospital bed after Bonez was transported after today’s game to treat his broken hand. Our sources suspect Bonez punched a wall, but another source indicates he got into a physical altercation with LT David Bahktiari. Anyways, here’s the coach:
Question 1: Daniel Jones was benched for the 2nd half of today’s game, was that a one time thing or is it permanent?
Bonez: Daniel Jones will be sitting right next to me for next week’s game1
Question 2: But Jones came into today atop the MVP race and leading the league in passing yards, are you afraid of the backlash this could create?
Bonez: I wish I broke my hand punching Danny D******* than why I actually broke my hand. The team is tired of him fumbling every game playing hero ball.
Question 3: So it’s going to be the rookie Harrison Bailey next week?
Bonez: Yea, and if he s**** the bed we’ll see what Ty Thompson is made of
Question 4: Does starting a rookie QB mean you’ll try to lean on Saquon Barkley more now like last season?
Bonez: Honestly I have no idea, I’m on some good a** drugs that the docs gave me so I’m not going to remember an of this
Question 5: Do you still consider this team in the playoff race?
Bonez: Imma keep it a “buck” my guy…we play to win games. So whoever’s left on the schedule can still catch these hands. They better pray we don’t make it into the playoffs, they better bury us when they have the chance!
Question 6: How can Daniel Jones re-enter the rotation?
Bonez: Maybe if he converts to running back
Question 7: Speaking of running, will your team focus on ball security more? Given the 16 fumbles the team has sufferd from in 11 games?
Bonez: Yea man, we’re going on conservative. This style of game we play now forces you to play like a little pansy a** c***, so we’ll have to adjust to this m************ cocksu—
And that’s all we have time for!
