It’s official i will be taking over my hometown team . I’m excited because number one my connections to the team run heavy . I remember in middle school they told us we would be getting a team so voted on what the mascot should be ( i voted stallions😂) but this article isn’t about my happiness . It’s about the meat lickers that make gen chat unbearable. One thing the people will do in PML is find a way to discredit my success IF find a way to have some. So I’m writing this article so i can always use it when people start saying “the Texans aren’t the ghetto” “The Texans were one of the best teams for a franchise to start with “ and my favorite “the Texans were set up for success” Just stop and let me hit you with the facts before you start your d*** eating. Which hopefully this year i don’t even see because to add to no gen chat I’m not even gonna search my name this cycle .
1. The Texans don’t have any Superstar or X factors.
The Texans are the only team that doesn’t have one ability player. Yes you heard that right. No ability players. As much as i hear y’all cry about abilities don’t act like they don’t matter now that i don’t have them. We know this is an ability game and also how much those abilities aid in development. So that’s means i will have to put up good stats and seasons with this team. To get those abilities and we all know how bad abilities are when you earn then.
2. Cj stroud has 89 Throw power and is the third best 1st round QB
It’s great to have my young QB already I’m not denying that but don’t act like im not going to have to work hard for it. CJ is a good young Qb but he doesn’t have nothing elite . And all i hear is people scream throw power and CJ is 89 hopefully i can get some upgrades and have him around 92-93 by season 3. Anthony Richardson is clearly a better Qb to start with higher throw power and 90 speed . Bryce is SS . It’s clear i have the worst rated of the first round qbs
3. Texans have no speed and only one playmaker on offense
Madden really screwed Tank Dell i was hoping he would at least be 92 speed and very shifty . Looks like dameon pierce is all i have to rely on early. Every other skill player is in the 70s or 60s . It’s gonna take a lot of skill to put points on the board in the first few seasons. I’m not running from the challenge now! i can’t wait to work but it won’t be easy
4. Texans traded away their first round pick
I’m not mad I’m happy to have will Anderson on my team but not having my First round pick is gonna hurt . Especially if season 1 is a bad one and i watch the cardinals user spend a top 10 pick of mine. That means i can’t do like Ive seen other users do and tank season 1 . It could be argued season 1 is my most important season for development and also to show the will Anderson trade was a good trade.
5 third worst rated defense
At 72 overall my defense is the 3rd worst to start . Only ones worse are rams and cardinals. We know defense is where you make your money and while i do have 3 good young pieces in Will Anderson, Derek Stingley, Jaylin, Pitre, most of the rest of the defense is old players on 1 year deals .
At 78 overall the Texans are the 6th worst overall
Yea that’s right it’s easy to say how set up there are but set up for what exactly ? The Texans are not set up for anything .
The bottom line
I know at the end of the day because it’s King Keraun I’m in a lose lose situation . If the Texans exceed expectations and are a good team, all cycle, everybody will say they were set up to be a good team. They had a young quarterback they had all these great young pieces and all this and all this juice. If I fail, everyone will say see I told you it was the ravens and Lamar, so really, I’m only making this article so i can go back and fact check when this is all over.
Did you know Desmond ridder was and is faster and has more throw power than stroud ? Did you know i have no Kyle pitts ? Did you know justin fields is faster and has more throw power and Dj Moore ? I can go on and on but you get the picture
Now get your popcorn ready cause I’m in thr lab finding ways to help you d*** eating causes . ewww
