What’s good PML, there has been tons and tons of controversy surrounding the Trade Committee recently. Not even just the TC, but I feel like there have been more and more users arguing with commissioners than ever before. Guys are d*** near 100 points in debt, s*** is getting crazy. If I HAVE MORE CONTENT POINTS THAN 20% OF PML…. you know s*** is CRAZY. So today I present to you all the Trade Committee Reveal article. These are based off of trusted sources and are educated guesses as to who the 5 members of this Committee are. You can take this article serious or as a joke. The choice is yours! I’m just doing my job and reporting the news! Let’s begin.
Que
According to my sources, Que has been a member of the Trade Committee since last Madden. He basically snitched on himself with the way he is typing his responses to some of these trades. Que has a distinct way he types in chat and he literally writes the same with responses to trades. We know how he hates many trades in chat and is probably the reason half of y’all trades not going through. My source said he ratted himself out when he literally wrote and I quote “stop playin” in rejection of one of the trades. Oh my goodness ladies and gentlemen, do we have a TC member right in front of us?
Cook
This may be a surprise, but a few rumors are going around that Cook is a part of the committee. Why? I have no d*** idea but these are what my sources are telling me. One PML coach stated, “how the h*** do you think all his trades go through? It’s no question that this guy gotta be on the committee. He knows what’s going on in PML and has a good brain to judge whether a trade is fair or not.” After my source told me this….my head started spinning. He might be a member of the TC this cycle.
HD
One of the veteran members of PML and key commissioners right now this cycle, there’s nearly no doubt in many of my sources’ minds that HD is a part of the committee. He’s taking his role as a commissioner serious this cycle and my sources believe that JT appointed him to be on the TC as well. HD has taken a step from his trolling days to being in the PML government. Why wouldn’t he be fully committed into PML high roles? We may have another TC member on our hands right now.
Z
This may shock some folks too, but my sources believe Z is one of the TC members. They said that some of the trade committee responses look typed like Z. He’s known for using great vocabulary and being very well spoken. The responses to some of these trade denials looked a little too d*** clean to not be that user over there in Seattle. This is what all my sources are telling me.
Spdot
This is gonna surprise a lot of folks, but Dot may be the perfect member for the TC. He is literally the last person you would expect to be on the committee. The short-ended trade responses raised the eyebrows of some of my reliable sources. Is the friendly neighborhood Spdot messing up trades for y’all?
There is everything. This article may get updated later on once we crack down some more with my sources, but these are the accused members of the TC as of now. My next version I will have my sources write with me. Is this facts or fiction? Who getting cursed out first?
