A PML Christmas – NFC West Gifts from Santa

NFC West

In the NFC West, where dreams twist and turn,
“The Nightmare Before Christmas” from which we learn.
Santa’s gifts arrive with a Tim Burton flair,
For each team, a present uniquely rare.

From Seattle’s rain to the deserts of Arizona,
Each team finds a gift in a whimsical persona.
Rams, 49ers, Seahawks, and Cardinals in the night,
Unwrapping wonders in the moon’s eerie light.

 

49ers- A new pair of gloves and hoodie

In San Francisco, where the 49ers stride,
Coach CEO plays with age-old pride.
Some call him washed, but he knows the score,
Cardiac CEO, ready for more.

Running the Dagger, a concept so keen,
In his gaming hoodie, he’s often seen.
Gloves on his hands, a sight quite rare,
In virtual gridirons, he shows his flair.

Santa watched this, from his snowy realm,
Deciding to add something special to the helm.
A new pair of gloves and a hoodie so fine,
For CEO, to enhance his online line.

The gloves, so sleek, a perfect fit,
And the hoodie, a comfort, every bit.
In San Francisco, the fans still believe,
With these gifts, more wins he’ll achieve.

So here’s to the 49ers, and to CEO’s game,
With Santa’s gifts, he’ll reclaim his fame.
In the Bay Area, the cheers will ring,
For the 49ers, under their Cardiac King.

 

Seahawks – Championship Star

In Seattle, where Seahawks take flight,
Coach Zstar shines, a guiding light.
Top five in skill, a coach so grand,
His team’s journey, like footprints in sand.

Fans tease him, a bandwagon claim,
For his favorite teams aren’t always the same.
Memes and jokes, his social media art,
Yet a championship, still apart.

Santa saw this, from his high snowy perch,
Decided to end Zstar’s long search.
A “Championship Star,” bright and clear,
To symbolize his pursuit, year after year.

Though finals reached, the win still awaits,
Zstar’s Seahawks at the championship gates.
This star, a beacon of hope and might,
To guide them through each game, each fight.

So here’s to the Seahawks, soaring anew,
With Zstar’s star guiding them through.
In Seattle, the fans will now dream,
Of a championship team, the ultimate theme.

 

Rams – Commentator’s Golden Mic

In LA, where the Rams do roam,
Cookieboy builds champions, a legend at home.
From the depths to the heights, his skill so vast,
Turning teams around, from first to last.

Famed for RedZone, his voice so clear,
Commentating games, for all to hear.
Cook Johnson they call him, with a smile so bright,
A play on Gus Johnson, a commentator’s delight.

Santa knew, for this coach so fine,
A special gift, to make him shine.
A “Commentator’s Golden Mic,” pure and true,
For Cookieboy’s show, a tribute due.

This golden mic, for eloquence and grace,
A symbol of favor, in the league’s fast pace.
In LA, the Rams under his guide,
With Cookieboy’s voice, they stride with pride.

So here’s to the Rams, and to Cookieboy’s fame,
With Santa’s gift, he’ll continue his game.
In the City of Angels, the cheers will rise,
For the Rams and their coach, reaching for the skies.

 

Cardinals – Crystal Ball to Never Miss on Predictions

In Arizona, where the Cardinals take wing,
Coach Que plots and plans, in the football ring.
Host of the Prediction Show, a sight to see,
Known as “Stretch McGee” for his strategy.

Stretch runs aplenty, his offensive play,
A solid defense, keeping rivals at bay.
Yet a Super Bowl appearance, still out of reach,
A goal Que yearns, one day, to breach.

Santa, from his snowy realm, took note,
And sent a gift, in his magical tote.
A crystal ball, with a future to unveil,
To guide Que’s Cardinals without fail.

In its depths, strategies and plays so clear,
A path to the Super Bowl, finally near.
Que, with respect for rival Z’s might,
Now armed with foresight, ready for the fight.

In the desert, the fans begin to dream,
Of victories and a championship team.
With Santa’s gift, a future untold,
Que’s Cardinals, bold, brave, and bold.

So here’s to the Cardinals, under the desert sun,
With a crystal ball, their journey’s begun.
In Arizona, the cheers will resound,
For a team reborn, championship bound.