Back with another edition of ‘PML Classics’ today we round off the AFC, with the final division the AFC North (also known as the KMFO division). To round us off we have Sia, Coldplay, Post Malone, and Justin Bieber to showcase classics in the AFC North.
As always, credit to CB for cover art.
Cleveland Browns – KMFO:
Now, you may be wondering how a song that talks about a celebrity enjoying the celeb lifestyle, doing drugs, drinking, partying, etc – can correlate to Madden and KMFO. It can’t. This song is solely because of the music video, where if you have watched the music video he comes out swinging with a knife and killing random people, blood splattering all over him. Both 21 Savage and Post Malone losing their minds going on a murder spree for some reason. Which is exactly what KMFO did when he came back. Slaughtered his whole division, twice a year by a lot to a little. Walked through the rest of the league and killed it in the playoffs until ultimately failing in the AFC Championship game. And heading into this season. it’s been the same so far. Slaughter fest.
Pittsburgh Steelers – Curt:
Never say never mentality, is what we have to say about Curt. He’s been under the radar since the cycle started. No one expected much from him, despite being in a weaker division – arguably the weakest division in the league but season one he made the playoffs as the division winner and season two he just missed out by a game. He’s there, and will stay there. Won’t go up, won’t go down.
This section is a mix of former Bengal user Goose, and new user S1LENT. Elastic Heart is about Sia searching for a new love after being heartbroken. That’s what happened here in Cincinnati, Goose had a love for this team and game by game after the first season and into the start of the second it went downhill. It led to Goose leaving mid-season after almost losing Burrow and his XF. Multiple star players on both side of the ball, going down due to injury. After the loss of Goose, in came S1LENT and no one knows much about him but he wants to make a name for him. Find the love in Cincinnati and rule the world. However, after losing week one to KMFO and not stating GG it isn’t looking bright. But we hope S1LENT can find a love in Cincinnati.
Baltimore Ravens – ARod:
When you try your best, but you don’t succeed When you get what you want, but not what you need When you feel so tired, but you can’t sleep Stuck in reverse.
I could just put that and most of the league would know why, ARod has been here for a long time and hit a ceiling for 2-3 wins in a season? From what I’ve been told. It doesn’t matter if he got a super-team or the worst team in the league, people have tried to help him and there has been no progress. However, credit is given where credit is due… ARod is 3-1 to start the season, this year after an upset win over Mike. So, we’ll see what the future holds for ARod.
