What are your thoughts about the Dolphins going into this week?
The Dolphins? Against the Patriots? And you call THAT a rivalry? The Patriots are 3-1 in against that b**, honey! Let’s not even with Coach Curt. He's about as sharp as a bowling ball. This week? Honey, they're gonna get served.
Can you talk about the development of Keanu Koht so far?
Keanu Koht? Out of Alabama? Honey, that's like shooting fish in a barrel. 2.5 sacks last game? Darling, he's just getting started. This kid's gonna be a force to be reckoned with.
Can you talk about what it’s like to prepare to go against a player like Tua Tagovailoa?
Oh, preparing for Tua? Please. It's like studying for a pop quiz on a subject you already aced. And don't even get me started on that whole "starter" situation. Newsflash, honey, he's been benched. By Sheduer Sanders. Sheduer Sanders! I almost choked on my coffee. Talk about a demotion.
