Reporter: Coach this team finishes the season 9-8 after starting the year 3-5. We know how you guys turned the ship around, but would you consider this season a success?
Coach Drama: I mean that’s a really dumbass question my guy. What outlet are you from again, wpml? Yea no wonder nobody tunes into your channel. Of course this season was a success. We finished atop the division when everybody counted us out. We came in with a young offense, and defense that was seemingly limited in the secondary and what’d we do? Won the division and we’ll be hosting a game in the post season tournament. Its the first step towards our ultimate goal of a championship.
Reporter 2: Coach how confident are you going into your playoff match up without your QB 1 in McCarthy who’s still out on suspension.
Coach Drama: We have full faith in Kirk Cousin’s leading this team to a victory over the Commanders. We played that team earlier in the year and we recognize some of the places where our gameplan wasn’t executed. Kirk is fit to run this offense, and more importantly our defense is better equipped to deal with what Washington likes to do offensively. The outcome of this game will not be determined by who’s under center for us.
Reporter 3: Coach what will ultimately be the determining factor in whether your season continues beyond this week?
Coach Drama: It’ll be whether our defense can force Daniel’s to beat us passing the ball. If we can limit the explosiveness of JMC out the backfield and get them into 3rd and long, not allowing Daniel’s to escape the pocket and forcing him to make decisive throws is what will determine the outcome of this game. If he can beat us throwing on 3rd down, they’ll deserve to advance.
Reporter 1: But coach only the Philadelphia Eagles have been able to accomplish that feat this season, what makes you think your team can replicate that?
Coach Drama: You always asking some dumb a** questions. This team is made up of dogs. On both sides of the ball. We got a home game, and we’re the underdogs. You back us into a corner and watch what the f*** you get. S*** ain’t sweet around here b****, we’re the f****** Vikings. Skol nation hoe. Que think he doing something with that primadonna group he got over there. I hope those b****** wear their skits cuz they gonna get f*****. Especially that punk a** Lil whatever his name is, he look like his p**** is sweet. Just wait, y’all gonna see, f*** the commies, we going to the ship. They just the next b**** in the way.
