Subject: PML Performance Inquiry
Date: October 22, 2023
To: King Mike and The Raider Organization
Given your well-documented legacy of championship success 🙄😒 in previous seasons, the current state of the Raiders is not only perplexing but raises serious doubts about the commitment to the core values of this league. Our duty is not just to oversee, but to ensure that the competitive essence of PML remains untarnished. As such, the recent trajectory and performance of the Raiders has garnered our attention and heightened scrutiny.
Effective immediately, the Las Vegas Raiders are placed under “Tank Watch” due to the emerging pattern of suspected intentional underperformance. This is not a decision made lightly and strongly signifies our deep-rooted concerns surrounding your team’s intent and alignment with the league’s principles.
This league has been built, nurtured, and thrives on the pillars of genuine competition, fierce rivalry, and above all, absolute fair play. The current course of events prompts questions, and we demand clarity. We not only expect but require a thorough explanation addressing this disturbing trend and your strategies moving forward. The integrity of our league and your involvement in it hangs in the balance.
Your immediate and detailed attention to this pressing matter is not just expected, but mandatory.
We await your response.
PML Commissioner Team
