PML Frightfest! – NFC West

Welcome to PML Frightfest! We’ve paired PML teams and coaches with some of the most renowned monsters and villains from classic horror tales. Lets take a look at some of the some of the best and worst of PML season 1!

49ers – Coach CEO (Historically great… well thats debatable)

Demon from “Insidious”: Every so often, a malevolent force emerges from the depths of the astral plane, pulling its victims into a realm of nightmares. The demon from “Insidious” is one such entity, striking terror into the hearts of those who encounter it. The San Francisco 49ers under Coach CEO’s leadership have embodied a similar haunting dominance in the PML. Drawing from the rich historical legacy of the franchise, Coach CEO has orchestrated a campaign that’s both mesmerizing and terrifying for opponents. Every game feels like a descent into The Further, the ghostly realm from “Insidious,” where the 49ers seem omnipotent, pulling the strings from the shadows. Opponents are often left in a daze, trapped in a nightmarish loop of trying to decipher Coach CEO’s strategies. As the season progresses, the PML community wonders if any team has the spiritual fortitude to confront and defeat this astral titan.

 

 

Cards – Coach Que (Rebuilding)

The Purge Participants from “The Purge”: Once a year, for 12 hours, all crime becomes legal in the twisted universe of “The Purge.” It’s a time of chaos, but also of rebirth and reflection, as society grapples with its darkest impulses. Coach Que’s Cardinals are in a similar state of flux. The franchise, in the midst of a massive rebuild, has adopted a “purge” of its own, clearing out older elements and bringing in fresh blood, hoping to rise anew from the rubble. The journey isn’t without its challenges, as Coach Que must navigate the anarchy of the PML, facing off against teams that often seem as ruthless as the most hardened Purge participants. Yet, there’s hope. Just as dawn breaks after the Purge’s night of terror, so too do the Cardinals look forward to a brighter future, hoping their strategic chaos will eventually lead to a new era of dominance.