A PML Christmas – AFC South Gifts from Santa

AFC South

In the AFC South, where the teams fiercely compete,
Santa’s gifts arrive, making their Christmas complete.
From Nashville’s fields to Houston’s grand dome,
Each team finds a present to bring victory home.

 

AFC South

Titans – Santa’s Gift of a Clutch Kicker

In the land of the Titans, where dreams are kicked high,
Coach Dlloyd stands proud, under the Tennessee sky.
A Vegas native, with a heart for the game,
Kicking field goals, his path to fame.

His Titans, so dear, his favorite team,
His kicking percentage, a coach’s dream.
But oh! One miss, due to lag’s cruel trick,
Left Dlloyd wishing for a solution, quick!

Santa heard this, from his workshop afar,
And flew to Nashville, under the evening star.
With a gift in hand, for reliability’s sake,
A Clutch Kicker, no chance of a fake.

Even when hurt, Dlloyd played his kicker with care,
Now Santa’s gift, a solution rare.
For field goals so crucial, in the game’s tight hitch,
This Clutch Kicker would make every switch.

So here’s to the Titans, and to Dlloyd’s cheer,
With Santa’s gift, they’ve nothing to fear.
In Tennessee, the fans will now sing,
For the Clutch Kicker, the new field goal king!

 

Texans – Santa’s Special Delivery

In Houston, where the Texans play with might,
Coach Keraun leads with betting insight.
A native son, in chat now muted,
His game predictions often saluted.

But on the field, a need was clear,
For a running back, versatile and dear.
Santa knew just what to bring,
A gift to make the Texans’ heart sing.

From the chilly North, Santa came down,
To Houston’s warmth, to lift any frown.
In his hands, a special delivery so grand,
A versatile RB, the best in the land.

Keraun, in the lead with a bettor’s grace,
Now had a back to set the pace.
Quick and agile, strong and keen,
A player like this, seldom seen.

So here’s to the Texans, with new power in their stride,
With Santa’s gift, they’ll play with pride.
In Houston, the cheers will now ring,
For the versatile RB, a true gridiron king!

 

Colts – “Interception-Proof Football” 

In Indianapolis, where the Colts play the game,
Coach CB sought a bit of fame.
With a young QB, so eager and bold,
Yet interceptions, a story old.

Santa, in his wisdom, thought, “Let’s see,
What special gift can there be?”
A magical football, in his sack so deep,
To help the young QB, his passes to keep.

This football, oh! It’s a wonder, no lie,
Interception-proof, it practically flies!
Through the air, with accuracy so fine,
Over defenders, crossing the line.

Coach CB, with a twinkle in his eye,
Knew this gift would let his team fly.
No more picks, no more falls,
With this magical ball, they’d conquer all.

So here’s to the Colts, with their new-found might,
With a football that makes every pass right.
In Indianapolis, the fans will cheer and call,
For the young QB and his interception-proof ball!

 

Jags – “Balance Beam Scale”

In Jacksonville, where the Jaguars prowl,
Coach Bandit’s game had hit a foul.
Once a QB, sharp and keen,
Now his offense, not so serene.

Santa pondered, “What can be done,
To help Bandit have more fun?”
From his sack of Christmas cheer,
Came a gift to bring balance near.

A Balance Beam Scale, oh so fine,
To mix the pass and the run in a line.
For the Jags, it was clear as day,
This scale would show the balanced way.

Bandit, with a past so bright,
And jokes about his booty, a humorous sight,
Now had a tool, a guide so grand,
To bring his offense back to the land.

With passing and running in equal measure,
Bandit’s team would find new treasure.
So here’s to the Jags, with their new game plan,
With Santa’s gift, they’ll lead the clan!

In Jacksonville, the fans will see,
A balanced offense, as good as can be.
For Bandit and his Jaguars, it’s a brand new day,
With a Balance Beam Scale to lead the way!