Lol you thought I wasn’t gone notice y’all a**** right? Nah man, here are the biggest FINESSERS in PML today. If you on this list its basically a compliment to your GM skills. This is also a light hearted, joke type of a article as well. Anyways, lets get into this d*** thing.
5. Ravens – This Man is Committing Crimes in Broad Daylight
Bro. Bro. This man turned Hollywood Brown into a 96 speed 6-foot WR and a possibly top 15 draft pick. This man also has made key moves into getting more draft picks. Why? He knows how to draft!! JAC took a 99 Awareness LB last season, y’all should have already known what time it was with this man. My condolences, Cammy, but man JAC should be in jail for what he did to you bruh.
4. Wimmy – So Y’all Just Gone Let the #1 Overall QB Play with Derrick Henry
I have no idea how the h*** this man got the first pick of the draft. Wimmy is a great user and I expect him to have a mid-round pick or later at the least. Before I go out Friday night, I loaded up the draft. I saw the Titans had the first pick of the d*** draft. Y’all let this man pair Bryce Young with Derrick Henry. Man y’all folks wild as h***.
3. Bengals – Keraun Ain’t Joking Around Dis Time with Y’all
At first you would think, what the h*** is he doing? He blew the whole s*** up in the jungle. However, he got a cheaper and YOUNGER big 3 in Cincinnati. Joe Burrow is a great QB for some people, but he got a more physically gifted QB who can possibly get a SS or XF dev trait now. He moved Joe Mixon, which was very smart. Some may think it was dumb, but if you really look into it he did the right thing. Mixon was on his last legs at age 27, and will start to regress in a season or two, plus his payday was coming up. Keraun made the right move by turning Burrow and Mixon into DJ and Bijan. NASTY young duo in the jungle along with that amazing WR core. Once he moves Burrow this will be a successful rebuild for his play style.
2. Eagles – Y’all Crazy as H***
First of all, if you open a DM from this man you should know what the h*** you are getting in to. He has a spreadsheet and d*** near every PML stat memorized. Do you EVER think you winning a deal trading with this man? Raiders did a good move but they lost the trade just because of the caliber of the user they traded with. Now KMFO has a weapon who is CHEATING in Waller along with a young QB who he will make a SS dev in his sleep. Goddamnit.
- Texans – Y’all Think He Nice When He Actually Running Y’all Pockets
Shout out cook first of all for bringing me into PML. Don’t worry buddy, I see what the h*** you be doing. He turned one of the worst teams in the NFL into nearly an 84-overall squad. His team is going to be a problem moving forward. He is one of the nicest guys in the league but he is running y’all pockets. He is basically that guy who gone smile in your face every day but probably hitting your girlfriend. This man is the BIGGEST finesser in PML history. If he made the Lions and Dolphins amazing teams what makes y’all think he ain’t finessing all y’all? The man loaded up on draft picks and got some nice young talent in HOU.
