Analysis 1-16: Jcclutch
Analysis 17-32: Arod
1. Jacksonville Jaguars (5-0) ~
Jaguars take a close one from the Ravens in week 5. D.J Moore is putting up MVP numbers and may warrant the haul the Jaguars traded for him afterall.
2. Los Angeles Rams (4-1) +8
Rams move up 8 spots after taking down Wimmy and KingMike the past two weeks. After a week 1 meltdown the Rams are rolling.
3. Las Vegas Raiders (5-0) -1
The silent assassin Matigy still doesn’t have the statement game that screams “I am for real!”. Week 6 against the Packers should provide that opportunity.
4. Buffalo Bills (4-1) +7
Bills have quietly ripped off 4 in a row and have catapulted up the power rankings. This is the Tbandit using the Bills we all been waiting for.
5. Minnesota Vikings (3-1) +3
Bounces back from an embarrassing loss vs KC and takes down the juggernaut Bengals. Mr. Consistency should and will roll to 4-1 vs LAC possibly before this is published.
6. Cincinnati Bengals (4-1) -3
The offense is clicking and no better time with Jacksonville on deck for week 6. Huge statement came for the boys in Cincy.
7. Green Bay Packers (3-1-1) -3
This QB experiment has to end if KingMike wants an early cycle title. Or is he grooming the rookie for his season 5 run? Get Rodgers in the game!
8. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (4-1) +10
Solid W against Cook and the Giants week 5. At 46 years old, Tom Brady is playing like an MVP. The hate is real on the Bucs and their division, but they continue to rise to the occasion against top opponents elsewhere.
9. New York Giants (3-2) -2
Gmen were carved up by the Evans & Godwin duo week 5 against the defending Super Bowl Champs. Very unbecoming as the Giants are virtually the number 1 team in all defensive categories.
10. Seattle Seahawks (3-2) -2
Stroud is playing well enough to keep the squad above. 500. Very interesting that he has only used D.K for 100 yards on the season- but 1 TD a game. Hasn’t eclipsed 50 yards yet this season.
11. Washington Commanders (2-2) -6
Sam Howell is playing amongst the worst in the league. Will he have enough in him to make a deep run once again? Thinking the QB situation has to finally be addressed this off-season.
12. Chicago Bears (3-2) +5
Wins over Arod and Greeny in back to back weeks gives Bears the confidence they needed to heat up and make a divisional push. CC: GB and Min.
13. Tennessee Titans (3-2) +7
Offense is playing at a top 3 level, but the defense continues to hold them back. Should stay hot with a week 6 match-up vs the Steelers.
14. Denver Broncos (2-2-1) -2
Had an opportunity to come within reach of the division but fell flat to the Raiders. Sitting 2.5 game behind a 5-0 team isn’t where you want to be.
15. Baltimore Ravens (2-2-1) +4
Heat check against the Jaguars week 5 brings the Ravens back to reality. Lost a close one 24-23, KingK will certainly keep his head up and look ahead to a week 6 match-up against the Cardinals that can keep them in the thick of things in the AFC.
16. Philadelphia Eagles (3-2) +9
Tell me a team hotter than the Eagles right now! Could possibly be 4-2 by the next Power Rankings- are we forced to enter Wumbo into the top 10? Look out.
17. New Orleans Saints (3-2) +6
After holding the Colts to 5, they allow the Panthers to score 35- we need an identity Burn. Could make the NFC South interesting with a week 6 win in Atlanta.
18. Miami Dolphins (3-2) -3
Haters will say his 3 wins were only against Arod, Nef, and Wumbo. But where I’m from 3-2 is 3-2 and that is enough to keep you in the race. Will the Dolphins make a QB splash during the BYE week? Keep an eye out.
19. San Francisco 49ers (3-2) +7
The emergence of Brock Purdy continues to parallel the real life 49ers. PML did it first. AntDawgz plays Wumbo in a game where we separate the men from the boys in week 6. Somethings gotta give.
20. Kansas City Chiefs (2-3) -7
Things aren’t looking very bright over in Kansas City. Pat Mahomes is at risk to lose his abilities this season as he stands at a 3/12 clip of TD/INT. Nobody wants a half a billion dollar star dev QB- not good for business.
21. Arizona Cardinals (2-3) -7
Dlloyd has had more important priority as of late and Kyler and the gang did not fair well in the two CPU games. If Dlloyd is able to return in a timely manner, the season may not be lost.
22. Dallas Cowboys (1-3) -5
Fun fact: The Cowboys are 0-3 since their owner headed down to Brazil. I envision him playing with a lady on each lap and sipping a caipirinha between plays. Could very well be 1-5 upon his return to reality.
23. New York Jets (2-3) -14
Ay ay ay, when you get blown out by Nef and Wumbo in back to back weeks by 30, you find yourself in the bottom percentile. Zach Wilson is being shopped, but personally I think he is the scapegoat in all this. I could probably assure you better days ahead in East Rutherford.
24. Indianapolis Colts (2-3) -3
I do not support Indy’s decision to trade assets for Boutte instead of a quarterback. JcClutch is paying the price for it now, although he still won’t say it. If they had an abled quarterback week 4, perhaps they would have scored more than 5 points to beat the Saints who put up a whopping 15.
25. Detroit Lions (2-3) -1
Two big divisional games ahead for Curt and the Lions. Golden opportunity to make some noise in the division.
26. Atlanta Falcons (2-3) -4
23 yards on 2.1 yards per carry isnt what you mortgage your future for. Jonathan Taylor absolutely sh*t the bed week 5 as the Falcons, who had a golden opportunity to go above .500, lost to the lions 48-26. Big showdown week 6 with Burn as they will try and decide who will sit behind the Buccaneers this season.
27. Los Angeles Chargers (1-3) ~
After a promising first week, the Chargers go down by 38 and 34 to the Raiders and Broncos, respectively. The avengers styled defense is at the bottom of the league in rush YPG and points allowed. The offense is ranked 28th in points scored, essentially creating a juxtaposition that will make it difficult for HD to win games.
29. New England Patriots (1-4) +1
Patriots get their first win of the season with a bang as they take down the division rivals NYJ 50-20. Would have been sweet if they followed it up week 5 with a win against the Dolphins. Nevertheless, congrats Nef.
30. Pittsburgh Steelers (0-5) -1
Offense cannot move the ball as they sit last in the league at an astounding 12 points a game. A user known to pound the ball sits 29th in rush yards per game. Get your head out of your a** Arod and move the ball already.
30. Cleveland Browns (0-5) ~
We’ll be fair, the schedule hasnt been kind to Vet as his last 4 games were Bengals, Ravens, Jaguars, and Seahawks. Doesn’t get better with the Rams on deck. Knockout pool on high alert, does he have it in him?
31. Carolina Panthers (0-5) ~
Panthers are 1st in rush yards, but last, or about last, in all defensive categories. On the rookie watch, Anthony Richardson continues to disappoint the city with a 4/11 TD/INT ratio, and a 59rtg. He is however mirroring the Ravens QB/RB rush yards competition as the rookie is 24 yards shy of the team lead held by CMC and rushing for 8 yards per attempt. A nice bright spot.
32. Houston Texans (0-5) ~
Winston continues to struggle and the Texans, in win-now-mode, continue to lose games. Kamara only has 260 yards through 5 games while Deebo has 147 rec yards. Not the kind of production you want for trading away the future of the franchise. Come on Drama, you got this.
