In PML there are 32 guys who think they are geniuses when it comes to trading but everyone has their label as a trader.. we have the con artist, the victim, the bored guy, the winners, the takers, the dead ends and the “whatchu want” guys and more… lets talk about them…
starting with the con artists.. these guys are the trade rapists that always get away with it. these are your Cook Cooks and your Hypermikes. guys are either really gullible and get talked into dumb trades, or just want the good users of the league to like them.
next, we have the victims.. these are the guys that the con artists pray on. usually the below .500 clueless chaps that are lost and dont know how to turn it around and fall for the trade. this is the mali and cammys of past cycles
the bored guys… these guys just like to see their names pop up like were gonna give a s***. this is your dramaman.. he makes dumb trades cause he thinks its gonna make chat explodes but really he get put on a tee shirt.
the winners… your Uncle Mikes, these mfs dont trade unless theyre winning it. no such thing as an even trade from these guy besides MAYBE 5% of the time..
the takers… these guys are the guys that want your product but dont wanna give anything up.. the Ants, the Jefes…. they ask for pick 1 but tell you theyll give you next years second. or ask for a player but wanna give up low picks and no one else in return.
now we have the dead ends.. the trade talks that never get passed the first offer.. these guys make offers but a follow up is never answered.. never hear back again but see them in chat later in the day.
we have the sellers.. these fellas are always posting 4-6 guys in trade block every week.. they dont care if its their own kids at QB.. that mf otb… this is where my guy nef falls in line with his trade block roommate Keraun lol
cant forget about the salt shakers… these salty splatoons shake their roster down everywhere after a loss and post whoever they felt like lost the game for them that week on the trade block but never do anything about it. i think everyone falls in line here every once in awhile.. if u say u havent, ur lying.
the bluffs… these guys just post players so they can get attention with no intentions of trading.
and the whatchu want guys.. these guys have never made an offer in their lives… for example ( not a real transaction) “whatchu want for Herbert?” … “well youre asking for herbert make an offer’ … “well what do you want.” and it gets no where or goes in circles.. or you might answer and suddenly theyre now a dead end. this is the codes.
finally we got the arods… the guys who trade corner stone pieces after they lose 114-17 games and think its gonna change anything. no logic behind it, just letting her rip…
Peace and Love, if yall have any other “traders” feel free to share!! Happy Drafting baby
