Pat McAfee: “What is going on, boys?! Let’s dive into the NFC West, and let me tell ya, DMVMark’s Seahawks have everyone talking right now. This guy just wrapped up the division, and no one—and I mean no one—had him on their radar at the beginning of the season. Fast forward to now, and he’s already secured the NFC West with a few weeks left. That’s what we call a sleeper team! There’s no coming back for anyone else in that division, man. DMVMark put ‘em all to bed early!”
AJ Hawk: “Pat, you know it. All the preseason talk was about the Rams or maybe the 49ers. No one was really giving Seattle a shot, but DMVMark has flown under the radar all year, stayed quiet, and just let the results speak. The dude deserves all the credit, man.”
Pat McAfee: “Exactly! And let’s talk about Kenneth Walker III, this man broke LaDainian Tomlinson’s record, boys. 32 total touchdowns? 24 on the ground and 8 through the air. My dude is just out here wrecking defenses. That’s MVP-caliber stuff. Every week he wakes up, punches the clock, and goes, ‘How many TDs are we getting today?’ Absolute beast.”
Ty Schmit: “No joke, Pat. Walker’s playing like he’s on a mission. He’s putting up numbers we haven’t seen in a long time. And he’s doing it every which way—he’ll run past you, run through you, and he’ll catch it if you give him any space.”
Pat McAfee: “The guy’s putting the offense on his back, Ty! They’re averaging 43 points a game, and Walker’s the engine. But here’s the thing—their defense is letting up 36 points a game! You’re winning shootouts every week. Drop 40? Gotta hope the defense doesn’t give up 41! Absolute madness, but it’s glorious madness.”
AJ Hawk: “It’s kind of unreal when you think about it, Pat. They’ve had games where they put up 50 or more and still come out sweating. Like that game against the Vikings? 51 points for Seattle, but they lost 63-51. You can’t write this stuff.”
Pat McAfee: “Oh, it’s wild, AJ! You give me 51 points, I’m thinking we’re going home happy. But nope, that defense just keeps opening the door for teams. It’s like they want to keep everyone on the edge of their seat. You score 58 against the Jets? Oh, cool, they’ll score 65! Like, what in the blue h*** is happening here?!”
Ty Schmit: “That defense is out here playing like it’s optional. I mean, they’re letting teams hang around in shootouts every single week, no matter how many points the offense scores.”
AJ Hawk: “Yeah, it’s a Jekyll-and-Hyde situation. On one side, you’ve got an offense that’s lights out, and on the other, you’ve got a defense giving up 300-plus passing yards a game—30th in the league.”
Pat McAfee: “You know who DMVMark reminds me of? He’s like that dude who’s cool as ice. No big speeches, no smack talk—just ‘Let’s handle business.’ And handling business is what he’s done. Offense is out here scoring for fun, defense is hanging on by a thread, and they’re still finding ways to win.”
Ty Schmit: “Walker might be the best running back in the league this season, but you’ve also got to give credit to DMVMark’s handling of the QB situation. Geno Smith? Benched. And here comes Sam Howell—Mr. Rollercoaster. The dude’s thrown for nearly 4,000 yards and has 37 touchdowns, but also… 23 interceptions!”
Pat McAfee: “It’s like DMVMark said, ‘Look, you’re either gonna throw a touchdown or a pick—just let it fly.’ One mic moment caught the coach saying “F*** it we ball” before he told his QB to throw it to Lockett regardless of the coverage. One triple coverage catch later…he balled. Howell’s out there slinging it like Brett Favre, man. You get the highs and the lows, but he’s keeping the offense moving, and that’s what matters.”
AJ Hawk: “It’s crazy, Pat. Howell’s giving you big numbers, but those interceptions—23 picks! That’s Jameis Winston-level inconsistency. But somehow, DMVMark’s making it work.”
Pat McAfee: “Exactly! And that’s what makes this team so d*** fun to watch. Week after week, they’re dropping 40, 50 points, and you’re just waiting to see if they’ll hang on. You look at that Bills game where they scored 41 and still lost? That’s gotta sting.”
AJ Hawk: “Yup, that defense has its issues, but man, they’ve managed to pull off some incredible wins, too. You can’t deny DMVMark’s coaching, especially when they put up 63 on the Bears or 45 on the Rams. He’s finding ways to win, even when the defense is shaky.”
Pat McAfee: “And let’s not forget that Kenneth Walker isn’t just a running back—he’s doing it all. 1,800 rushing yards and over 350 receiving yards? He’s a complete weapon. If DMVMark can fix even a little bit of that defense, this team could be terrifying in the playoffs.”
Ty Schmit: “100%, Pat. DMVMark’s unlocked a cheat code with Walker. The guy is unstoppable, but the defense has to catch up. They’re walking a fine line right now. If they don’t tighten things up, the playoffs could be rough.”
Pat McAfee: “But hey, credit where it’s due—DMVMark’s got the NFC West on lockdown. It’s done. No one’s catching him. And he did it by benching Geno Smith, throwing Sam Howell into the fire, and riding Kenneth Walker all the way to the top. He’s keeping everyone guessing, and that’s what makes this Seahawks team so dangerous. Playoffs are going to be an absolute show with these guys.”
AJ Hawk: “Yeah, and Howell’s gonna be a key piece. If he can limit those turnovers, Seattle might shock some teams. They’ve got the firepower to beat anybody, but that defense… man, it’s holding them back.”
Pat McAfee: “True, but the Seahawks are must-watch TV right now. You never know what’s coming, but you can bet it’s going to be a shootout. DMVMark’s made this season one for the books, and with Kenneth Walker III shattering records, who knows how far they can go? The playoffs are going to be wild!”
Ty Schmit: “Wild indeed, Pat. It’s gonna be fun to see how DMVMark and his Seahawks navigate the postseason. All eyes are on them now.”
Pat McAfee: “Oh, for sure, Ty. DMVMark’s made believers out of all of us. Can’t wait to see what happens next!”
