NFC North
80 OVR
baconj40
Offense
Total: 5191 (29)
Passing: 3845 (27)
Rushing: 1346 (30)
Vertical Zone Run
Defense
Total: 6876 (28)
Passing: 5047 (28)
Rushing: 1829 (20)
Base 3-4
Total: 5-12-0
Conf: 3-9-0
Div: 2-4-0
This Week
BYE
Last Week
No Game
Next Week
No Game
Passing Leaders
Player Comp/Att Yards TDs INTs
C.Williams 312/492 3804 25 27
K.Mond 27/37 402 2 4
Receiving Leaders
Player Recs Yards TDs
S.Diggs 58 1065 7
E.Jenkins 58 766 2
D.Mooney 54 706 4
D.Achane 68 677 5
D.Smith 56 487 5
Rushing Leaders
Player Ats Yards TDs
D.Achane 177 817 5
D.Montgomery 50 288 4
C.Williams 38 204 3
D.Edwards 3 12 0
D.Smith 4 11 1
Defensive Leaders
Player Tackles Sacks INTs FFs
A.Jackson 71 0 8 0
B.Smith 65 1 2 0
M.Wright 65 1.5 2 0
T.Muse 62 0 3 0
B.Anderson 57 0.5 2 0
NFC North
TeamOverallDiv%
Vikings 11-6-0 5-1-0 0.647
Lions 7-10-0 2-4-0 0.412
Packers 6-11-0 3-3-0 0.353
Bears 5-12-0 2-4-0 0.294
Top Cap Hits
Player OVR Pos cap Hit
Stefon Diggs 97 WR $38.64 M
DeVonta Smith 88 WR $34.53 M
Ronnie Stanley 93 LT $20.0 M
Darnell Mooney 89 WR $11.25 M
Kellen Mond 74 QB $10.24 M
Upcoming FAs
Player OVR Pos cap Hit
Ronnie Stanley 93 LT $20.0 M
Adoree' Jackson 87 FS $6.53 M
Devon Achane 84 HB $2.14 M
Brandon Aiyuk 82 WR $3.35 M
Akiem Hicks 81 DT $5.64 M

Recent Posts

Defining a Demon

We've all heard it. What started as a comment from Mike about KMFO being the demon he needs to overcome, the word "Demon" has been utterly drilled into the ground and stripped of all meaning by yours truly (sorry Mike that's my bad). "Demon" has become a phenomenon, a way of life. We've seen how aspirations of being a top-tier demon have pushed even the nicest of guys into some truly hedonistic measures (no, Wimmy, posting the rushing leaders stats after every game isn't going to make you a demon. You're a nice guy.) With that being said, how do we define what a demon is? Is it the chat demeanor? Is it a "winning above all else" mindset? Let's discuss.

Demon is a way of life

If someone is a demon, it finds its way into every aspect of the person. One cannot be a demon on the field but not in the chat or vice versa. It is an all-consuming trait. The swagger to come into chat unafraid of anyone and throw sucker punches, only to fade away into the night after you've said your piece. A demon only lashes out when provoked, and shows why they have gained demon considerations.

Demon is a mindset

If someone is a demon, they are going to do what it takes to win. They're going to run play-action crossers on 3rd and 30 (looking at you, Wumbo. You're a demon.) They'll hike and haul when they need to. They'll call any audibles they need to. They'll send the most unholy blitz you've ever seen, all in the name of a win. Their entire roster is going to be above 95 speed (hypemike).

Demon is a spectrum

Everyone falls somewhere on the demon spectrum. On one axis is the demon demeanor, and on the other is the demon playstyle. Where are you? Are you a demon or a demon slayer?

(i know the graph doesn't make sense but it was the best i could get ok)

this is the worst article I have ever written

Quartebacks
Name
Age
Hgt
Pos
OVR
SPD
ACC
AGI
THP
SAC
MAC
DAC
TUP
TOR
PAC
BKS
Caleb Williams 23 6'1" QB 78 92 92 89 90 86 85 87 87 85 81 71
Max Johnson 24 6'5" QB 77 75 82 71 91 88 91 82 88 74 69 79
Kellen Mond 27 6'3" QB 74 85 87 86 92 87 84 75 79 77 78 78
Brock Vandagriff 23 6'3" QB 65 80 84 75 92 75 69 74 79 72 72 62
Backs
Name
Age
Hgt
Pos
OVR
SPD
ACC
AGI
STR
AWR
JKM
SPM
SFA
TRK
BCV
CTH
SRR
RBK
IBK
LBK
Devon Achane 24 5'9" HB 84 94 92 96 64 76 83 83 71 54 85 69 61 29 30 30
David Montgomery 29 5'10" HB 83 87 92 86 74 85 88 85 78 84 91 73 66 37 41 40
Donovan Edwards 23 6'0" HB 71 89 90 84 84 73 79 85 80 85 81 67 54 16 33 45
Giles Jackson 25 5'9" HB 67 93 95 92 56 58 82 76 58 57 55 74 68 42 34 32
Kendall Milton 24 6'1" HB 67 90 90 88 71 66 78 73 84 93 77 63 57 36 25 28
Cullen Gillaspia 31 6'1" FB 69 88 86 85 71 64 64 56 71 74 73 70 64 57 58 69
Receivers
Name
Age
Hgt
Pos
OVR
SPD
ACC
AGI
STR
AWR
JMP
JKM
SPM
SFA
TRK
BCV
CTH
CIT
SPC
SRR
MRR
DRR
RLS
RBK
IBK
LBK
Stefon Diggs 32 6'0" WR 97 92 94 93 62 95 92 97 88 64 42 92 98 96 98 95 96 94 93 53 49 29
Darnell Mooney 28 5'10" WR 89 94 93 87 51 88 89 83 76 37 35 79 94 94 90 85 94 89 84 60 46 30
DeVonta Smith 27 6'0" WR 88 92 92 93 49 86 88 84 76 56 46 91 95 88 89 85 89 91 84 45 38 24
Brandon Aiyuk 28 6'0" WR 82 91 92 91 65 85 95 84 82 69 62 89 87 81 84 87 87 84 79 48 45 29
Agiye Hall 23 6'3" WR 74 90 91 86 73 72 88 81 76 75 58 81 84 85 85 77 70 75 79 53 59 34
E.J. Williams 23 6'4" WR 71 89 98 91 63 59 91 80 74 61 57 69 82 79 86 74 68 70 81 43 46 38
Cole Kmet 27 6'6" TE 80 82 86 73 77 78 87 62 53 70 74 71 88 85 79 74 66 59 68 66 69 59
Brock Bowers 23 6'4" TE 73 82 85 86 74 71 83 72 67 68 72 66 80 77 75 74 69 64 67 61 63 57
E.J. Jenkins 24 6'7" TE 72 85 94 92 83 54 91 66 67 78 90 54 75 83 82 69 63 58 65 63 62 62
Offensive Line
Name
Age
Hgt
Pos
OVR
ACC
AGI
STR
AWR
PBK
RBK
IBK
LBK
Ronnie Stanley 32 6'6" LT 93 80 74 92 96 93 93 85 88
Walker Little 27 6'7" LT 69 78 69 84 75 71 74 82 85
Tytus Howard 30 6'5" LG 71 78 62 83 79 74 77 80 82
Andrew Raym 24 6'3" LG 65 64 56 90 75 76 73 73 73
Jaylen Early 24 6'4" C 75 84 79 96 83 56 50 94 78
Bryce Foster 23 6'5" C 73 81 65 87 80 75 77 73 80
Jonathan Adorno 24 6'4" C 68 82 77 90 86 72 65 72 61
Laken Tomlinson 34 6'3" RG 74 79 59 83 85 78 79 79 83
Bobby Evans Jr 29 6'4" RG 73 76 57 86 82 70 73 78 81
Savion Byrd 24 6'5" RG 66 65 57 97 50 81 87 84 84
Reuben Fatheree II 23 6'8" RT 77 83 68 91 75 81 77 85 81
Mitchell Mayes 25 6'4" RT 75 68 63 90 73 85 61 73 74
Defensive Line
Name
Age
Hgt
Pos
OVR
SPD
ACC
AGI
STR
AWR
BSH
FMV
PMV
TCK
PWR
PUR
PRC
Shemar Stewart 22 6'6" LE 79 85 87 84 83 79 78 78 81 83 80 81 77
Bilal Nichols 29 6'3" LE 79 73 83 68 89 80 86 70 82 85 77 81 81
Leonard Taylor 23 6'3" LE 73 78 78 73 91 68 78 80 81 77 77 75 75
Akiem Hicks 36 6'4" DT 81 62 80 67 93 89 81 69 83 78 82 87 88
Dontrell Cobbs 24 6'4" DT 73 57 71 60 92 67 84 75 75 80 86 76 66
Isaiah Thomas 27 6'5" DT 72 79 82 73 84 73 73 76 82 77 77 76 64
Jacobian Guillory 24 6'2" DT 70 66 80 60 89 63 77 68 72 75 78 77 71
Marquis Gracial 22 6'4" DT 68 65 82 71 86 67 73 63 73 73 68 76 75
Bryce Carter 23 6'3" DT 67 65 82 68 83 72 69 73 63 74 80 78 75
Herbert Gums Jr. 24 6'1" DT 64 66 79 70 89 57 65 61 58 78 72 74 61
Aurion Peoples 23 6'2" DT 64 69 76 66 90 59 60 56 78 72 69 74 63
Shemar Turner 23 6'4" RE 78 77 85 80 87 72 79 82 83 84 75 83 78
Malick Sylla 22 6'6" RE 75 85 88 82 82 75 79 73 74 80 78 79 77
Linebackers
Name
Age
Hgt
Pos
OVR
SPD
ACC
AGI
STR
JMP
AWR
BSH
FMV
PMV
TCK
PWR
PUR
PRC
ZCV
MCV
Tyus Bowser 31 6'3" LOLB 70 82 89 82 75 89 74 71 69 67 76 78 80 74 55 45
Jermaine Johnson II 27 6'5" LOLB 70 85 87 78 77 84 78 67 75 64 72 75 72 60 50 59
Daniel Martin 23 6'2" LOLB 69 83 89 76 73 75 72 71 67 73 78 77 75 67 64 52
Brandon Smith 25 6'3" MLB 76 88 91 84 84 75 71 79 60 67 82 73 78 76 70 71
Tanner Muse 29 6'2" MLB 74 92 93 77 74 83 72 75 51 58 83 83 84 70 70 60
Jackson Sirmon 26 6'3" MLB 69 81 79 76 78 72 67 69 56 54 83 81 79 75 59 57
Donell Harris Jr. 24 6'4" ROLB 70 88 91 80 69 87 70 64 82 51 67 69 61 70 47 34
Prince Umanmielen 24 6'4" ROLB 66 80 82 80 85 78 69 62 66 73 72 78 77 63 44 26
Defensive Backs
Name
Age
Hgt
Pos
OVR
SPD
ACC
AGI
STR
JMP
AWR
ZCV
MCV
BSH
TCK
PWR
PUR
PRC
Jaylon Johnson 27 6'0" CB 85 89 91 87 67 88 87 89 89 53 68 65 75 84
Mykael Wright 25 5'11" CB 78 92 93 82 49 79 80 80 79 62 75 60 77 71
Josiah Scott 27 5'9" CB 75 92 92 91 53 84 73 71 77 51 61 59 77 65
Kindle Vildor 28 5'10" CB 74 90 90 90 56 93 78 73 76 50 57 53 76 64
Deuce Harmon 23 5'10" CB 71 90 95 95 62 84 64 69 67 51 76 59 72 65
Chris Claybrooks 29 5'9" CB 69 94 91 92 50 88 64 65 69 46 49 48 72 60
Adoree' Jackson 30 5'11" FS 87 93 95 97 57 94 86 86 79 51 72 52 74 81
Darrick Forrest 27 6'0" FS 72 91 92 87 67 92 70 70 72 54 71 78 75 61
Antonio Johnson 24 6'3" SS 79 89 86 86 74 84 73 77 73 68 82 80 84 75
Bryce Anderson 22 6'0" SS 77 89 94 86 69 90 76 77 76 50 67 78 75 70
Ronnie Hickman 25 6'1" SS 75 87 89 89 74 74 71 79 66 58 75 66 74 81
Kicking
Name
Age
Hgt
Pos
OVR
SPD
ACC
AGI
STR
AWR
KPW
KAC
Tristan Vizcaino 30 6'2" K 70 74 80 66 48 56 94 71
Braden Mann 28 5'11" P 76 78 84 83 45 62 95 83

Regular Season

 
 
 
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0
 
 
 
47
 
 
(12-5-0)
 
 
 
 
(1-16-0)
 
 
24
 
 
 
21
 
 
(5-12-0)
 
 
 
 
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54
 
 
 
36
 
 
(5-12-0)
 
 
 
 
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10
 
 
 
24
 
 
(6-11-0)
 
 
 
 
(10-7-0)
 
 
49
 
 
 
21
 
 
(5-12-0)
 
 
 
 
(7-10-0)
 
 
15
 
 
 
23
 
 
(5-12-0)
 
 
 
 
BYE
 
 
 
 
(6-11-0)
 
 
28
 
 
 
42
 
 
(5-12-0)
 
 
 
 
17
 
 
 
21
 
 
(5-12-0)
 
 
(5-12-0)
 
 
32
 
 
 
33
 
 
(5-12-0)
 
 
(5-12-0)
 
 
28
 
 
 
56
 
 
(7-10-0)
 
 
(5-12-0)
 
 
14
 
 
 
20
 
 
(7-10-0)
 
 
(5-12-0)
 
 
7
 
 
 
30
 
 
(9-8-0)
 
 
24
 
 
 
31
 
 
(5-12-0)
 
 
(5-12-0)
 
 
34
 
 
 
36
 
 
(11-6-0)
 
 
(10-7-0)
 
 
31
 
 
 
15
 
 
(5-12-0)
 
 
52
 
 
 
17
 
 
(5-12-0)
 
 
(11-6-0)
 
 
24
 
 
 
13
 
 
(5-12-0)
 

Playoffs

Preseason

 
 
 
73
 
 
 
44
 
 
(1-2-0)
 
 
 
 
(1-2-0)
 
 
16
 
 
 
56
 
 
 
 
(1-2-0)
 
 
31
 
 
 
12
 
 
(2-1-0)
 

Regular Season and Playoffs

Team Stats
Offense
Stat
Defense
5191 (29) Total Yards 6876 (28)
3845 (27) Pass Yards 5047 (28)
1346 (30) Rush Yards 1829 (20)
Passing
Player
Comp/Att
%
Yards
TDs
INTs
Long
Rating
C.Williams 312/492 63.4 3804 25 27 80 81.1
K.Mond 27/37 73 402 2 4 75 81.3
Totals
339/529
64.1
4206
27
31
80
81.4
Receiving
Player
Recs
Yards
Long
YAC
Drops
TDs
S.Diggs 58 1065 80 295 9 7
E.Jenkins 58 766 34 222 6 2
D.Mooney 54 706 57 143 6 4
D.Achane 68 677 75 329 2 5
D.Smith 56 487 39 181 5 5
Totals
339
4206
80
1354
28
27
Rushing
Player
Attempts
Yards
Long
Broken Tackles
TDs
Fumbles
D.Achane 177 817 50 31 5 5
D.Montgomery 50 288 98 11 4 0
C.Williams 38 204 20 2 3 3
D.Edwards 3 12 5 1 0 0
D.Smith 4 11 6 2 1 1
Totals
278
1346
98
61
16
11
Defense
Player
Tackles
Sacks
INTs
FFs
FRs
TDs
A.Jackson 71 0 8 0 0 1
B.Smith 65 1 2 0 0 0
M.Wright 65 1.5 2 0 0 0
T.Muse 62 0 3 0 0 1
B.Anderson 57 0.5 2 0 0 2
Totals
644
41
26
8
5
5
Kicking
Player
FGs
Long
XPs
KOs
TBs
J.Dalmas 8/8 54 13/14 29 11
T.Vizcaino 5/8 46 29/31 0 0
B.Mann 0/0 0 0/0 51 15
Totals
13/16
54
42/45
80
26
Punting
Player
Punts
Yards
Long
In 20
TBs
Avg
Net Avg
B.Mann 45 2130 70 9 7 47.3 45.2
Totals
45
2130
70
9
7
47.3
45.2

Preseason

Team Stats
Offense Stat Defense
1070 (21) Total Yards 1248 (24)
819 (18) Pass Yards 824 (16)
251 (23) Rush Yards 424 (28)
Passing
Player Comp/Att % Yards TDs INTs Long Rating
K.Mond 44/64 68.8 580 4 4 50 92.1
C.Williams 29/51 56.9 383 2 3 46 69.3
Totals 73/115 63.5 963 6 7 50 82
Receiving
Player Recs Yards Long YAC Drops TDs
M.Evans 12 202 50 57 4 0
E.St. Brown 9 131 28 18 0 0
S.Diggs 6 114 25 20 1 0
A.Hall 7 109 28 15 1 2
D.Smith 7 90 22 37 0 0
D.Mooney 3 67 46 46 1 1
D.Achane 6 53 18 46 1 1
D.Edwards 5 46 19 20 1 0
J.Sternberger 4 39 15 11 0 1
E.Jenkins 4 34 14 24 0 0
B.Bowers 4 33 12 13 0 0
E.Williams 2 30 28 3 0 1
G.Jackson 3 12 7 16 0 0
C.Gillaspia 1 3 3 2 0 0
Totals 73 963 50 328 9 6
Rushing
Player Attempts Yards Long Broken Tackles TDs Fumbles
D.Achane 26 128 51 5 1 0
D.Edwards 20 54 9 1 0 0
K.Mond 5 32 20 0 1 1
C.Williams 6 17 4 0 1 1
G.Jackson 3 7 3 2 0 0
D.Smith 1 4 4 1 0 0
D.Montgomery 1 3 3 1 0 0
E.Jenkins 1 2 2 0 0 0
M.Evans 0 0 0 4 0 0
A.Hall 0 0 0 1 0 0
T.Smith 2 -2 1 0 1 0
Totals 65 245 51 15 4 2
Defense
Player Tackles Sacks INTs FFs FRs TDs
T.Muse 12 1 1 0 0 1
T.Bowser 7 3 0 0 0 0
G.Haley 7 0 0 1 0 0
B.Smith 7 0 0 0 0 0
E.Moseley 6 0 1 0 0 0
M.Wright 5 0 0 0 0 0
B.Anderson 5 0 0 0 0 0
A.Johnson 3 0 0 0 0 0
X.Woods 3 0 0 0 0 0
T.Summers 2 0 0 0 0 0
J.Johnson 2 0 0 0 0 0
M.Sylla 2 0 0 0 0 0
B.Nichols 2 1.5 0 0 0 0
K.Vildor 2 0 0 0 0 0
S.Lawson 2 1 0 0 0 0
D.Cobbs 2 0 0 0 0 0
A.Jackson 2 0 1 0 0 0
S.Turner 2 0 0 0 0 0
D.Forrest 1 0 0 0 0 0
J.Scott 1 0 0 0 0 0
J.Johnson II 1 0 0 0 0 0
J.Iyiegbuniwe 1 0 0 0 0 0
A.Hicks 1 0.5 0 0 0 0
S.Stewart 1 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 79 7 3 1 0 1
Kicking
Player FGs Long XPs KOs TBs
J.Dalmas 4/5 51 5/6 15 5
C.Santos 0/0 0 0/0 2 1
Totals 4/5 51 5/6 17 6
Punting
Player Punts Yards Long In 20 TBs Avg Net Avg
B.Mann 6 262 53 1 1 43.7 41.7
Totals 6 262 53 1 1 43.7 41.7

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Players

Player Pos Value OVR Age Dev Cap Hit Net Savings Penalty Salary Bonus Length Years Left